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When Santa was a Boy: Lyrics and guitar tabs

Here are the words and chords to When Santa was a Boy.

When santa was a boy
GG CD all the way thru

G G C D
When santa claus was a boy
He liked to give other children toys.
Except for kids who weren’t that nice
C D G
He filled their socks with ice.

He liked winter more than spring
He loved to laugh and loved to sing
Christmas carols were his favorite songs
He sang them all year long (fa la la la)

CHORUS:
G G C D
Santa claus oh santa clause
G G C D
What a funny boy he was
G G C D
No one could quite understand
C D G
Till Santa was a man
(instrumental last 2 lines (no one..)

He wasn’t all that great in school
But in geography he ruled
He could name every home
from the North Pole to Rome

After school he liked to play
On his papa’s winter sleigh
He was sure reindeer could fly
If someone would let them try

CHORUS
(instrumental last 2 lines (no one..)

Always in a jolly mood
Christmas cookies were his favorite food
He liked to give more than receive
Especially on Christmas Eve

He always wore… red suits
He always wore … black boots
Even at the summer beach
He kept them within reach
CHORUS
(instrumental last 2 lines (no one..)

He spent his weekends with the elves
Making toys all by themselves
They learned to make such wondrous things
While they’d laugh and sing (ha ha ha la la

Lots of kids thought he was strange
But they liked him just the same
His joyful heart and merry way
Brightened every day Ho Ho Ho Ho
CHORUS CHORUS
Repeat last line:
No one could quite understand
Till santa was a man

Page topic: Words chords (Lyrics and guitar tabs) to the fun Christmas song for kids When Santa Was a Boy (When Santa Claus Was a Boy, by Bryant Oden

This Song is Stuck Inside my Head
Bryant Oden

G                         D                      C                G
This song is stuck inside my head and it won’t go away

G                      D                      C                      D
It started when I first woke up and It’s been here all day

G                D          C                     D
I don’t understand it. Why did this one stick?

G                            D                      C              D                  G
There’s so many cooler songs I wish my brain would pick!    

This song is stuck inside my head  And I can’t get it out.
What makes it even worse is that that’s what this song’s about

The doctor said don’t worry. It won’t stay for long
But every time I go to her She’s humming this dumb song. 

I hope you never hear it. But if you do, be strong.
Hey I think the stupid thing is finally gone)

NOPE!

 

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I Got a Pea: A kids’ song by Bryant Oden
Chords and Lyrics

CDG EM kapo 2nd fret

C D G
Intro

C              D                         G               EM
Today for show and tell I’m so escited I might yell
  C                  D                          G         EM
I can’t wait to show you- it’s so cool

C                             D                               G                      EM

I went to grandma’s yesterday …. worked in her garden the whole day

C                                 D                       G
she let me bring some veggies here to school.

C                              D                    G                                      EM

I gotta carrot I gotta yam I gotta a green bean fresh not in a can
           C                                                  D
I gotta potato, and as you can probably see
C    D                G
     I also gotta pea
           C                 D     G                                    EM
I gotta pea, I gotta pea. Why is everyone laughing at me?
         C                       D               G                EM       C                  D                      G
So If you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me.

C D G Em    C D G
Interlude

I got a pumkin, I gotta squash. I got some lettuce I still need to wash
I got an onion, And some broccoli
I also gotta pea

I gotta pea, I gotta pea. Why is everyone lauging at me?
So If you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me.
So If you find a little pea on the floor after I leave I think it probably belongs to me.

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Bob the snail by Bryant Oden
Words and Guitar Tabs

CGF
Verse 1
C                                                                    G
Bob’s my favorite snail And I know he really loves me loves me
                              F                                            C      G
He’s the classiest snail You would ever hope to know
C                                                                       G
And I wish he didn’t smell But I know he can’t help it help it
                                    F                 C            G          C
He’s lived in the same shell Since I got him long ago

Chorus1:
                     F                                                        C
And if I ever need him need him All I have to do is call him call him
                                     G                                                            C
And I know he’ll come running running Well I guess he’ll come crawling
                              F                                                           C
So I guess I better call him call him About a week before I need him
                 G                                                 C
So that I’ll see him see him Right about on time

Chorus2
C                       F                                        C
And it’s not his fault He’s a little bit slow
                                    G
He can’t help it if he’s got
G
Cute little itty bitty teeny tiny slippery slimy pokier than miney toes

Verse 2
C                                        F
And sometimes when I’m sleeping I like to cuddle with him
Then I put him on my nose We look into each other’s eyes

And sometimes in the morning He’s on my forehead snoring
I know he didn’t sleep well Cuz he was walking all night

(chorus1)
(Chorus2)

Yes I guess I better call him About a week before I need him
So that I’ll see him Right about on time
Bob’s my favorite snail f g ccc

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The Valentine’s Song (A Love Story)

CCFG all the way thru. 2nd Fret

C                        F               G              C              F   G
I made a special valentines card for a girl I like
C             F             G              C                          F   G
  I gave it to her in class with all the rest
C                      F         G               C                          F   G
  I watched her open it out of the corner of my eye
C                 F               G           C                   F    G
  She read it then went right on to the next
C             F          G          C                       F            G
  I felt so broken hearted we were over before we started
C                                  F        G       C                                    F        G     C      F   G
I guess she didn’t like what I wrote, I spent forever on that stupid love note.
It said:
C                         F      G          C                      F        G
I’m glad you and I are friends and I hope that never ends
C                                 F                 G
But I’ve been thinking we could be more
C                          F        G        C      F   G
That’s what Valentine’s Day is for

Then I noticed my best friend Christy was smiling at me
She was holding the card she wasn’t supposed to be
She walked right over and got really close to me
I never noticed it before but her eyes were- P-r-e-t-t—–y

She said: I’m glad you and I are friends and I hope that never ends
But I’ve been thinking we could be more
That’s what Valentine’s Day is for

Then my heart started pounding and my knees went weak
My best friend Christy kissed me on my cheek (with her lips!)
I felt so happy hearted, look at what my messup started
I took her hand and said:

I’m glad you and I are friends and I hope that never ends
But suddenly I’m thinking we could be more
That’s what Valentine’s Day is
That’s what Valentine’s Day is for

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Sing You a Rainbow. By Bryant Oden

GCD (then CDG)

G            C                   D
If I could sing you the sunshine
I’d sing it for you all the time
If I could sing you a smile
I’d sing you one as big as mine
D                      G
When I think of you
C                      D

C             D              G
If I could sing you a rainbow
C             D                        G

I’d sing it everywhere that you go
C D G EM
So you would always know
C     D                        G
The precious gift you are

C D

G            C             D
If I could sing you pure love
I’d sing till you had more than enough
And if I could sing you simple joy [happiness]
I’d sing you even more than I have
When I think of you
When I think of you
If I could sing you a rainbow
I’d sing it everywhere that you go
So you would always know
The precious gift you are

(Rpt Chorus)
The precious gift you are
The precious gift you are

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G                                  C                     D                         G
I sneezed a sneeze into the air. It fell back down I don’t know where
G                                                C                          D               G
But hard and cold where the look s of those  Standing too close to my nose

So I sneezed a sneeze into the sky  It fell back down and hit my eye
Then it rolled and tickled my nose till I re-sneezed that sneeze I snooze

So I sneezed a sneeze into my shirt. It was cold and wet but it didn’t hurt
I didn’t have a tissue near and it would’ve hit that girl’s ear.

Nobody really knows what to do with a sneeze after you’ve snoozed
A brand new tissue’s where it goes but what if you don’t have one of those

A little bit faster could be a disaster but if you can do it, you’ll be a master.
(repeat).

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The Tomato Song
By Bryant Oden

(I usually capo to 2nd fret. Whatever works best for your voice…

INTRO
C C C C

C                C                      F                         G
I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me

C               C                                         F             G
I wouldn’t say I hate them and they’re not my enemy
F                            C                  F                G
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
C          C                          F          G           C    G        CC
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy

Now you might like tomatoes and that’s ok with me
But please don’t put one on my plate or SPLAT one on my knee
Spaghetti sauce, tomato soup, I love with all my heart
But I don’t like tomatoes, they always make me far too unhappy

Maybe you thought there’d be a happy ending to this song
Like I’d try a tomato and realize I was wrong
But no such luck, this song ends the same way it did start
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me

I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me
I wouldn’t say I hate them but you won’t find one near me
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me
F G C G C F G C G C
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy

Post Topic: Words and Guitar Tabs (Lyrics and Chords) to the Tomato Song (I don’t Like Tomatoes) a funny children’s song by Bryant Oden

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The Unfinished Song:
By Bryant Oden

Words and Guitar Tabs
G C  G  C 
G                        C       G                            C
I didn’t finish this song cause I didn’t have time
G                            C   G                                      C
So won’t you play along and help me finish each _________

Do you get the idea?  It’s not hard to see
I’ll start each part  And then it’s finished by __________

When you look at the sky before the day is done
You see it shining bright  I’m talking about the ________

And when you look up at night  If you look really far
You can see little lights I’m talking about the ________

On the top of your head  can you feel what’s there
Is it brown or black or blonde or red  I’m talking about your ______

And at the end of your feet in nice neat little rows
They help you walk down the street  I’m talking about your _______

After you brush your teeth  It’s time to rest your head
Time to go to sleep  Time to go to _____
This one’s harder to finish  but there once was a dinosaur
Who had to go to the dentist  cause its mouth was kinda  ______

Well it’s already here so I won’t pretend
That there’s more to this song cause this is the ______

But wait I’m still singing  I don’t even know why
There’s nothing left to say except for maybe good ___

Good ___   Good ___   Good ___   Good ___
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The Life of a Cowboy (The Cowboy Song)  Lyrics and Chords (Words and guitar tabs)
Bryant Oden

G  G  G  G
[intro]
C                                       G
You know I’d love to be a cowboy
C                                                         G
Just me and my trusty horse named Fred
C                                              G
And a thousand noisy cows around us
C                                                                   D
We’d make sure they were all happy and fed

                                    C             D                                    G            C
And I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth, wouldn’t have to wash my hair
C                         D                           G                        C
And if I got real stinky, there’d be no one there to care
C                             C        D                           G                              C
I wouldn’t have to go to school, clean my room or sweep the floor
C                                 D                             G
The life of a cowboy who could ask for more

C                                                  G
Every meal I’d fix myself burnt bacon and beans
And I’d spill bad coffee on my dusty old jeans
I’d never be lonely cause of all the mosquitoes and the flies
C                                                      D
To me it sounds like it would be cowboy paradise

Cause I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth, wouldn’t have to wash my hair
And if I got real stinky, there’d be no one there to care
I wouldn’t have to go to school, clean my room or sweep the floor
The life of a cowboy who could ask for more

At night I’d have to be careful where I put my blanket down
Cuz of all the cactus and the cow pies all around
And the coyotes would be howling all night long
I’d join in singing this old cowboy song
Nothing would ever be wrong

Cause I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth, wouldn’t have to wash my hair
And if I got real stinky, there’d be no one there to care
I wouldn’t have to go to school, clean my room or sweep the floor
The life of a cowboy who could ask for more

Cuz I wouldn’t have to brush my teeth, wouldn’t have to wash my hair
And if I got real stinky, there’d be no one there to care
I wouldn’t have to go to school, clean my room or sweep the floor
The life of a cowboy who could ask for more
The life of a cowboy who could ask for more
                                                                  G G7 G7 G
The life of a cowboy is the life for me I’m sure

Page topic: Bryant Oden Guitar tabs, lyrics and chords for The Cowboy Song (The Life of a Cowboy).