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Three Pairs of Long Johns On: A funny Christmas Song

Here’s the YouTube video for the funny Christmas song “Three Pairs of Long Johns On”.

This was a fun Christmas song to write and record.
Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

 

This is the instrumental download for Three Pairs of Long Johns On: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167167 And here is a slightly slower and lower version that some music directors prefer. http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167165

Please contact Bryant for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.  

Lyric and Guitar/Piano chords to the funny Christmas song Three Pairs of Long Johns On.

Three pairs of long johns on
1.
G
It was  getting late Christmas Eve Day
C                                              G
And Santa was packing his sleigh
C                                                 G
Mrs claus came out and said there’s no doubt
C                          C               D
It’s time for you to be on your way
C                           D                G
But remember what I always say
CHORUS:
G
Put 3 pairs of long johns on
C                               G
3 pairs of long  johns on
C                                           G
It’s cold up there in the Christmas air
C                                                         D
take care what you wear when you’re gone
C                             D            G
Put three pairs of long johns on.
2.
Santa said yes my dear
You tell me that every year
I’m already dressed the way you request
So Snowflake don’t you fear
I’m toasty from my toes to my ears
3.
He kissed Mrs claus good bye
And then with a wink of his eye
He hopped on his sleigh and said let’s be on our way
Good cheer reindeer let’s fly
And soon they were high in the sky
CHORUS:
And He had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It’s cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you’re gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.
4.
He flew all over the world
While the Christmas snow whirled and swirled
He went from house to house as quiet as a mouse
And as quick as the flick of a squirrel
Leaving toys for every boy and girl
5.
Filled with the Christmas mood
Lots of kids left him food
He ate every last crumb and every last plum
Cuz he didn’t want to be rude
But his buttons were coming unglued
CHORUS
6.
In a small house in a small town
With a toy in his hand he bent down
His pants they split right where you sit
It made such a loud ripping sound
That half the town gathered round
7
He backed out the door to the snow
Shouted Merry Christmas, HO HO HO
Then he jumped on his sled with his cheeks bright red
And said I so didn’t know they could glow
But at least there wasn’t much of a show
CHORUS:
Cuz  he had three pairs of long johns on
Three pairs of long johns on
It’s cold up there in the Christmas air
take care what you wear when you’re gone
He had three pairs of long johns on.

CHORUS

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21 Responses to “Three Pairs of Long Johns On: A funny Christmas Song””

  1. Esther Says:
    November 18th, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    I absoloutely love this song and will be singing it all christmas.

  2. Tamara Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    wow amazing

  3. candylou19 Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    cute my kidos liked it … He has good songs they laugh at them ….

  4. Morgan Says:
    November 24th, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    Cool! and funny.

  5. Vyolet Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Weird and funny

  6. KUrt Says:
    January 12th, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    THis IS THe BEst CHristmas SOng

  7. raja Says:
    March 15th, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    i dont like many christmas songs but this song has to be the best. its fun to sing and listen to.

  8. vampire lover ps. I'm a girl Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    this is the only Christmas I like 🙂

  9. I Love This Song Says:
    November 10th, 2011 at 12:10 pm

    I’m sooooo singing this at christmas

  10. I Love This Song Says:
    November 15th, 2011 at 11:58 am

    I’m Gonna Tell My Singing Teacher To Let My School Sing It!

  11. EpicalMego Says:
    January 3rd, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    awesomeness

  12. Auddy B. Says:
    February 7th, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    COOL SONG.

  13. me Says:
    June 15th, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    right now its around half christmas and im SO singing this! 😀

  14. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 8th, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    Who’s john? And is he tall?? (Long johns)

  15. RICKY snd AUSTIN Says:
    November 18th, 2012 at 11:50 am

    can you make it longer

  16. telescope Says:
    November 24th, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    what are long johns?

  17. deb Says:
    November 26th, 2012 at 6:49 am

    long underwear

  18. Molly Says:
    December 22nd, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    I love this song!

  19. Rachel Says:
    March 19th, 2015 at 4:15 pm

    Ho!Ho!Ho!

  20. Anonymous Says:
    December 1st, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    How can I get a copy of the music scores for piano for the song ?

  21. Bryant Says:
    December 1st, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Hi. This is the instrumental download for Three Pairs of Long Johns On: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167167 And here is a slightly slower and lower version that some music directors prefer. http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3167165

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