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Sarah Tells a Joke 3: Top 20 Tim Tebow Facts (WARNING: Very Annoying! Watch at your own risk!)

Bryant — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:04:17 +0000

Here is a third video in the annoying Sarah Tells a Joke series. In this one, she tells us the top 20 funny Tim Tebow facts. There is a short version, for those of you who want to jump right to the facts.

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And here’s the shorter version:

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Sarah Tells a Joke #2 (WARNING: Very Annoying! Watch at your own risk!)

Bryant — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 16:12:16 +0000

In this Songdrops video, Sarah tells another joke.
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Click for Sarah Tells a Joke #1.

Sarah Tells a Joke #1 (WARNING: Very Annoying! Watch at your own risk!)

Bryant — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:57:12 +0000

In this Songdrops video, Sarah tells a funny joke.

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Here is Sarah Tells a Joke #2

This Christmas. A soft Christmas song by Bryant Oden

Bryant — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:56:15 +0000

Here are the videos for This Christmas

Normal voice version:
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Higher pitch version:
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Song credits for This Christmas

Song by Bryant Oden
Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards. ScottMartinMusic.com

Lyrics for This Christmas

This Christmas I wish you joy
This Christmas I wish you joy
May it fill your heart with a joyful noise
This Christmas I wish you joy

This Christmas I wish you peace
This Christmas I wish you peace
May it fill your heart and put your mind at ease
This Christmas I wish you peace

This Christmas I wish you love
This Christmas I wish you love
may it fill your heart ’til you’ve had enough
This Christmas I wish you love
This Christmas I wish you love

Santa’s Solar Sleigh

Bryant — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:32:44 +0000

Here’s the video for the Christmas song “Santa’s Solar Sleigh”

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Song credits

Song by Bryant Oden
Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards. ScottMartinMusic.com

Lyrics for Santa’s Solar Sleigh
v1
Santa’s brother bob Came to visit for a while
He said bro you need to know Your sleigh is out of style

V2
It’s getting really old And the paint job is a mess
It doesn’t have a heater in case you get cold And it doesn’t have GPS

V3
What if the reindeer all get sick What if they lose their lift?
But don’t you worry brother I bought you a gift

V4
It’s a solar sleigh It’s the latest thing
When word gets round in every town, everyone will sing

V5
Santa’s solar sleigh. It’s quite a site
It has everything he needs For that special Christmas flight

CHORUS
And it’s got: Head lights tail lights flood lights Christmas lights
Automatic doors
A coffee maker ice maker snow maker toy maker
All of that and more

And it’s got: a windshield washer dishwasher clothes washer boot washer
Satellite TV
Hifi Wifi auto park auto fly
A laser light Christmas tree

V6 1
Santa said that’s kind of you And I don’t mean to offend
But my old sleigh is a okay It’s like a trusty friend
V7 2
Bob said come on brother. I bought the very best.
Please just try it Christmas Eve, It will pass your every test
V8 3
Santa finally gave in He told the reindeer the news
He said I guess that sleigh is best So I guess I don’t need you
V9 4
Thanks for all you’ve done for me For so many years
The reindeer looked down to the ground To hide their reindeer tears
V10 5
Soon it was Christmas Eve Santa hopped into the sleigh
He said Ho Ho Ho it’s time to go but it wouldn’t fly away.
V11 6
Santa’s solar sleigh it’s quite a site
Just one little problem There’s no sunshine at night

So he couldn’t use the:
Head lights tail lights flood lights Christmas lights
Automatic doors
Coffee maker ice maker snow maker toy maker
All of that and more

And he couldn’t use the
windshield washer dishwasher clothes washer boot washer
Satellite TV
Hifi wifi auto park auto fly
A laser light Christmas tree

V 12 1
Santa went to his reindeer and said I’m sorry I was wrong.
Sometimes what’s new isn’t all it seems. Sometimes what’s old is strong

V 13 2
I should have listened to my heart It knew what I should do
But it’s not too late to change our fate With the help of all of you

V14 3
The reindeer lifted up their heads and ran to his old sleigh
Santa loaded it with toys and they were on their way

V15 4
Santa’s good old sleigh It’s quite a site
Just Santa, toys and reindeer On that special Christmas Flight

And he didn’t need the:
Head lights tail lights flood lights Christmas lights
Automatic doors
Coffee maker ice maker snow maker toy maker
All of that and more

And he didn’t need the
windshield washer dishwasher clothes washer boot washer
Satellite TV
Hifi Wifi auto park auto fly
A laser light Christmas tree

V16
Santas good old sleigh It’s quite a site
Just santa toys and reindeer On that special Christmas flight
Just santa toys and reindeer On that special Christmas flight

Funny Christmas songs for kids. Fun Children’s songs for Christmas

Mustache Monkeys!

Bryant — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:32:53 +0000

Here’s the video for Mustache Monkeys!

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Song credits for Mustache Monkeys!

Song by Bryant Oden
Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards. ScottMartinMusic.com

Thanks to Jackson Burris for permission to use his video of Emperor Tamarins at the San Francisco zoo

Lyrics for Mustache Monkeys

Mustache monkey hanging around
Mustache monkey what’s going down
Mustache monkey all alone
‘Til Monkey number two gets home

Mustache monkeys checking things out
Wondering what’s you’re all about
Mustache monkeys are there any more
Here come monkeys three and four

Mustache monkeys turning their head
It helps them think when their sideways instead
Mustache monkeys looking at you
They wanna know what you are up to

CHORUS:
Mustache monkeys looking deep in your eyes
If you don’t watch out they just might hypnotize

Mustache monkeys don’t lke to share
Mustcahe monkeys what’s over there
mustache monkeys you won’t believe this
One of them is trying to giving you a kiss

Mustache monkeys looking deep in your eyes
If you don’t watch out they just might hypnotize

Mustache monkeys turning their head
It helps them think when their sideways instead
Mustache monkeys looking at you
They wanna know what you are up to

Mustache monkeys looking deep into your eyes
if you don’t watch out they just might hypnotize
If you don’t watch out they just might hypnotize
If you don’t watch out they just might hypnotize

The Asparagus Song

Bryant — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:28:38 +0000

Here’s the Youtube video for The Asparagus Song.

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Song credits for The Asparagus Song

Song by Bryant Oden
Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards. ScottMartinMusic.com

Bryant — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 07:38:26 +0000

Today’s Riddles: November 2, 2011:

Bryant — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 06:30:23 +0000

Your Video of the Day: November 2nd, 2011:

Bryant — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 06:15:23 +0000

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