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Before I Knew How to Rhyme: A funny song
Here’s the youtube video for the songdrops song “Before I Knew How to Rhyme” (Or “Before I Could To Rhyme”. The lyrics and guitar tabs/chords are under the video.
Before I Knew How To Rhyme Lyrics and Chords.
Here are the guitar tabs and words to the song:
Chords: GDCC all the way thru. (Capo to a higher fret if you need to for your voice).
G D C C
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
G D C C
I guess that’s why it took me such a long – piece of paper
I know it sounds funny
But how am I supposed to buy things without any – time
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
It’s so obvious now I guess I must have been – not really paying very close attention
I know it sounds funny
But when I have a cold my nose gets –
Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
or else it rolls into my mouth
it rolls into my mouth
I wrote this song I wrote this song
I think that’s right but I could be- not really paying very close attention
I wrote this song I wrote this song
My favorite movie guerilla is king – of the apes
I wrote this song I wrote this song
now that it’s almost over I hope it wasn’t too – lengthy
I wrote this song I wrote this song
I lifted weights all month I’m getting so – stinky
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
I hope I learn some day
That would be so fun
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68 Responses to “Before I Knew How to Rhyme: A funny song””
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Section: Funny Songs
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:58 am
hello Bryant :O)
just checking in for my lullabies.. and there’s a new song.. Before I Could Rhyme..
you’re a fun funny guy.. (love the piano and the passion in your voice)
sweet dreams and thanks for the chuckles :O)
April 18th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Bryant Oden (:O),
Hey! I jusr wanted to say i absolutely love this song! Its wonderfuyl and i can never stop listeninhg to it! And i was wondering if you would take a request. I would love to hear a song that has nothing but random things in it! such as yellew elephants and cheese poodles! LOL I love you Bryant!
~Nami
April 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
i love this song! it rocks!
April 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
GREAT! But do you always have to incorperate boogers or mucas in your best songs? ACTUALLY I DONT REALLY CARE!!!
April 26th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Haha nice songs you ahve here.
May 3rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm
haha!! this song is so LQTM FUNNY!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEYYEE LLOOVVEE IITT!!!
May 4th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
HAahhha This song is soooo FUNNY
May 9th, 2009 at 2:47 am
LOVE IT!!! BRILLIANT!!! BRAVO! (note: i’m 14 YEARS OLD!)
May 9th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
This is a funny one. Especially that part when it talks about mucousy liquid running down your nose and then you have to wipe it away with a tissue or else it rolls into your mouth:D
May 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am
great song
May 15th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
o my goodness. I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME GOOD ONE!
May 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
roll into your mouth
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW COULD U BE SOOOO SILLY
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
May 21st, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Ahaha! Rolls In to my Mouth!
Funny funny!
All of your songs make me smile!
May 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
AWESOME SONG
LOVE IT L0L
June 1st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Ha ha!On each one you could of rhymed! Your songs make my day!
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 am
ihave sooooooo much to say !hmm lets start with….im ten(10)and i think you absoulutley rock this song is so cool all my friends in my class totaly love it. ur ausome,thanks so much i like the part how u discribe the runny nose part.
its just hilarious the funny wrong rhymes!
u rock!!!
when i didcovered u a checkd all ur songs and they are reaally good.
yeah i now what ur thinking,ur thinking wow thats a lot of comments arent u !thnx
June 3rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm
ha ha sweet
June 6th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
good song
June 10th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
My best friend Erin and I can’t stop listening to your songs! YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
June 13th, 2009 at 3:14 am
you see like all these songs im 11 so im still a kid
June 14th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
this song is freaking awsome!!!!!!!!:)
June 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
actuely steph your a pre-teen wich is way different than being a kid.
June 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Qoute YEYAH!!! Non stop boogery action!!!
July 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
great song is there guitar chords for it?
July 16th, 2009 at 12:27 am
I’ll try to post the chords soon. in the studio this week trying to finish the CD
July 16th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
this is soooooooo funny! and im twelve!
July 16th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
i love it!
July 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
i love it! and i am twelve! i keep playing it again and again and again and over and over and over!!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe! hahahahahahaha! tee hee!
July 27th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I LOVE ALL Your songs
Your are Amazing Lol!!
Im Twelve (12)
Even my Mom Likes these songs and she 32!!
I cant get the songs out of my head.
Especially i love U, and Sing you a Rainboww
Fabtastic!!
Thanx soo much for making me happy EVERY day!!
Lol
Love you
x
Wow call myself a fan wouldnt you??
July 28th, 2009 at 12:36 am
alsss ox is 12 and a fan and so am i i’m 12 and a fan i like kids songs that a teen or adult would like
July 31st, 2009 at 7:18 am
Oh my gosh I absolutely love ALL of your songs! I found them because a friend told me to watch the Duck Song. I loved it, so I came here to songdrops.com and listened to all of your songs. They are all really good and really funny! I love them ALL!
August 4th, 2009 at 4:43 am
Oh my god. before i could rhyme… am i wierd thats so funny. i think its my fav song
Bryant you rock xxxxxxxx
love ya
em
August 10th, 2009 at 4:52 am
What is the word between ‘from’ and ‘towards’ in the song Before I could rhyme? Is it ‘it’ or ‘and’?… we can’t decide….great song!
August 15th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Awwwww… this is amazing but there are no chords and lyrics!!!!!!!!
August 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
i luv this song
September 14th, 2009 at 10:48 am
How I laughed at this song! It is utterly fantastic! You are truly talented! <3
September 21st, 2009 at 4:44 pm
It’s amazing how songs and poems don’t really have to rhyme -we just get so used to it!
September 29th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
wooooo!
October 1st, 2009 at 1:05 am
that song was part weird part funny part gross and part no pictures
October 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
oh wow u had so many chances lol i showed all my friends this
October 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
omg this song is awesome
October 6th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
This song is funny. you always have gross stuff in ur best songs and that rocks. KEEP MAKING SONGS!
October 8th, 2009 at 6:26 am
This song is funny when he says the mucasy stuff is driping towards his upper lip!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 10th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER WITH THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
This is such a HILARIOUS SONG! I know that it is because I love funny songs and I am just CRACKIN’ UP!
October 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
awsome song hilarious i luv the boogers part just like most of the other comenters.i luv ur songs so much
October 28th, 2009 at 1:04 am
hey bryant,
i love all your songs, 1 time my friend told me about your duck song on the bus so i looked i up on you tube and now i can’t stop listening to all your songs. “Before i could rhyme” and “the duck song” are the best.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
good on ya, bryant
November 7th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
the first rhyme is time, second is money, third i have no idea, fourth is runny, fifth is wrong, sixth is Kong (King Kong), seventh is long, eighth is strong, 9th (i dont know how to spell it, sorry) is time
November 8th, 2009 at 10:26 am
OMG DIS SONG IS SO FUNNY! i love it-my 40 friends do too.
November 12th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
that was really funny! i heard about the duck song and got on the website and i love it!q i migh tmy the albbum!
November 17th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
i can barely rym dats y i play drums with my brothers (were not a band yet
November 29th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I guess that’s why it took me such a long – piece of paper
hahahahaha
But how am I supposed to buy things without any – time
hahahahaha
But when I have a cold my nose gets –
Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
or else it rolls into my mouth
it rolls into my mouth
hahahahah
My favorite movie guerilla is king – of the apes
hahahahahaha
now that it’s almost over I hope it wasn’t too – lengthy
hahahahahaahahaha
(I really really really really really really
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yourrrrrrrrrrrrrr songs especially the duck song and before i could rhyme
(I am only 11 years old and I just discovered your song yesterday in youtube and I loved the ducks song the 1st time I heard it then after I listened to it 3 times I memorized it MORE POWER:Kenn )
November 30th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
lol!
December 9th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
i love that neat song
December 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
This is so funny!!!
why does it not have any stars????
you are amazing
December 31st, 2009 at 8:55 pm
BEST SONG EVER!! HOW DO YOU DO IT??!!?!?!
February 2nd, 2010 at 2:03 pm
it was very funny i could work out what rhymes with each sentence!!!!!!!!!!
February 5th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
thats some funnny stuff u got right there
February 11th, 2010 at 8:13 am
it was funing
February 11th, 2010 at 8:17 am
i love your kids songs
February 14th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I am still lahgting fro this song
February 20th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
This is 1 of the funniest songs eva!!!! i laughed 4 ages!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Dont worry. I cant rhyme either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Yay mucus!
March 2nd, 2010 at 7:43 am
please!!-songdrops-visit-kerkira-please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
March 2nd, 2010 at 3:27 pm
THIS SONG ROXXXX!