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Before I Could Rhyme: A funny song

Here are the audio and YouTube video for the songdrops song “Before I Could Rhyme” (Or “Before I Knew How To Rhyme”). 

 

Song by Bryant Oden

Before I Knew How To Rhyme Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs.
Here are the guitar tabs and words to the song:

Chords: GDCC all the way thru. (Capo to a higher fret if you need to for your voice).

G           D                                    C C
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
G          D                                    C C
I guess that’s why it took me such a long – piece of paper
I know it sounds funny
But how am I supposed to buy things without any – time

I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
It’s so obvious now I guess I must have been – not really paying very close attention

I know it sounds funny
But when I have a cold my nose gets –
Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
or else it rolls into my mouth
it rolls into my mouth

I wrote this song I wrote this song
I think that’s right but I could be- not really paying very close attention

I wrote this song I wrote this song
My favorite movie guerilla is king – of the apes

I wrote this song I wrote this song
now that it’s almost over I hope it wasn’t too – lengthy

I wrote this song I wrote this song
I lifted weights all month I’m getting so – stinky

I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
I hope I learn some day
That would be so fun


Song credits:

Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards.  ScottMartinMusic.com

Tony Crank – vocal recording engineering and final mixing.  CrankitUpStudio.com

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259 Responses to “Before I Could Rhyme: A funny song””

  1. Erica Says:
    November 18th, 2014 at 10:10 am

    :mrgreen: 😳 😆 💡 😉 😉

  2. Erica Says:
    November 18th, 2014 at 10:13 am

    :mrgreen: 😳 😆 💡 😉 😯

  3. charlotte Says:
    May 5th, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    saying this cause i can

  4. Leeland Says:
    July 7th, 2016 at 11:53 am

    Poopers was a stupidest majic penguin I think

  5. hi Says:
    October 13th, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    lol. My English teacher played this in class.

  6. Hiya Says:
    October 19th, 2016 at 4:33 am

    I know it sounds funny
    But when I get a cold my nose gets-
    Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
    Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
    Or else it rolls into my mouth
    Yes it does
    It rolls into my mouth

  7. Aaliyah Says:
    October 21st, 2016 at 6:26 pm

    This was funny when I first listened to it I love it

  8. Madelle Says:
    June 11th, 2017 at 12:35 am

    Haha, very funny!

  9. I'm Anonymous Says:
    July 5th, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    “I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
    It’s so obvious now I guess I must have been – not really paying very close attention”. if it had any rhymes, what would that be?

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