Before I Could Rhyme: A funny song

Here are the audio and YouTube video for the songdrops song “Before I Could Rhyme” (Or “Before I Knew How To Rhyme”). 


 

Song by Bryant Oden

Before I Knew How To Rhyme Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs.
Here are the guitar tabs and words to the song:

Chords: GDCC all the way thru. (Capo to a higher fret if you need to for your voice).

G           D                                    C C
I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
G          D                                    C C
I guess that’s why it took me such a long – piece of paper
I know it sounds funny
But how am I supposed to buy things without any – time

I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
It’s so obvious now I guess I must have been – not really paying very close attention

I know it sounds funny
But when I have a cold my nose gets –
Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
or else it rolls into my mouth
it rolls into my mouth

I wrote this song I wrote this song
I think that’s right but I could be- not really paying very close attention

I wrote this song I wrote this song
My favorite movie guerilla is king – of the apes

I wrote this song I wrote this song
now that it’s almost over I hope it wasn’t too – lengthy

I wrote this song I wrote this song
I lifted weights all month I’m getting so – stinky

I wrote this song before I knew how to rhyme
I hope I learn some day
That would be so fun


Song credits:

Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards.  ScottMartinMusic.com

Tony Crank – vocal recording engineering and final mixing.  CrankitUpStudio.com


Page topic: Before I knew how to Rhyme. Before I could Rhyme. By Bryant Oden | Funny kid songs and fun children’s videos | Fun Songs about rhyming for schools.

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178 Responses to “Before I Could Rhyme: A funny song””

  1. suzanne so'there Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 12:58 am

    hello Bryant :O)
    just checking in for my lullabies.. and there’s a new song.. Before I Could Rhyme..
    you’re a fun funny guy.. (love the piano and the passion in your voice)

    sweet dreams and thanks for the chuckles :O)

  2. Nami Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Bryant Oden (:O),
    Hey! I jusr wanted to say i absolutely love this song! Its wonderfuyl and i can never stop listeninhg to it! And i was wondering if you would take a request. I would love to hear a song that has nothing but random things in it! such as yellew elephants and cheese poodles! LOL I love you Bryant!
    ~Nami

  3. Kendall Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    i love this song! it rocks!

  4. blah blah Says:
    April 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    GREAT! But do you always have to incorperate boogers or mucas in your best songs? ACTUALLY I DONT REALLY CARE!!!

  5. Rock ON! Says:
    April 26th, 2009 at 12:52 am

    Haha nice songs you ahve here.

  6. flippinpeanut Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    haha!! this song is so LQTM FUNNY!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    EEYYEE LLOOVVEE IITT!!!

  7. Julibug Says:
    May 4th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    HAahhha This song is soooo FUNNY

  8. M£GZ Says:
    May 9th, 2009 at 2:47 am

    LOVE IT!!! BRILLIANT!!! BRAVO! (note: i’m 14 YEARS OLD!)

  9. Sydney Carrington Says:
    May 9th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    This is a funny one. Especially that part when it talks about mucousy liquid running down your nose and then you have to wipe it away with a tissue or else it rolls into your mouth:D

  10. donnagh Says:
    May 12th, 2009 at 11:48 am

    great song

  11. Marnelle Says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    o my goodness. I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME GOOD ONE!

  12. Patrice Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    roll into your mouth
    HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW COULD U BE SOOOO SILLY
    HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  13. Hanna Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Ahaha! Rolls In to my Mouth!
    Funny funny!
    All of your songs make me smile!

  14. Tiara Says:
    May 28th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    AWESOME SONG :) LOVE IT L0L

  15. Hannah Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Ha ha!On each one you could of rhymed! Your songs make my day!

  16. katerina Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:40 am

    ihave sooooooo much to say !hmm lets start with….im ten(10)and i think you absoulutley rock this song is so cool all my friends in my class totaly love it. ur ausome,thanks so much i like the part how u discribe the runny nose part.
    its just hilarious the funny wrong rhymes!
    u rock!!!
    when i didcovered u a checkd all ur songs and they are reaally good.
    yeah i now what ur thinking,ur thinking wow thats a lot of comments arent u !thnx

  17. nicole Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    ha ha sweet

  18. Amina Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    good song

  19. Moira Says:
    June 10th, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    My best friend Erin and I can’t stop listening to your songs! YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

  20. steph Says:
    June 13th, 2009 at 3:14 am

    you see like all these songs im 11 so im still a kid

  21. Emily Says:
    June 14th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    this song is freaking awsome!!!!!!!!:)

  22. Emily Says:
    June 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    actuely steph your a pre-teen wich is way different than being a kid. :o

  23. YEYAH!!! Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    Qoute YEYAH!!! Non stop boogery action!!!

  24. stephen Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    great song is there guitar chords for it?

  25. Bryant Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 12:27 am

    I’ll try to post the chords soon. in the studio this week trying to finish the CD :)

  26. Anonymous Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    this is soooooooo funny! and im twelve!

  27. mackenzie Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    i love it!

  28. mackenzie Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    i love it! and i am twelve! i keep playing it again and again and again and over and over and over!!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe! hahahahahahaha! tee hee!

  29. Alsss ox Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    I LOVE ALL Your songs

    Your are Amazing Lol!!

    Im Twelve (12)

    Even my Mom Likes these songs and she 32!!

    I cant get the songs out of my head.

    Especially i love U, and Sing you a Rainboww

    Fabtastic!!

    Thanx soo much for making me happy EVERY day!!

    Lol

    Love you
    x

    Wow call myself a fan wouldnt you??

  30. chris Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 12:36 am

    alsss ox is 12 and a fan and so am i i’m 12 and a fan i like kids songs that a teen or adult would like

  31. Rose Says:
    July 31st, 2009 at 7:18 am

    Oh my gosh I absolutely love ALL of your songs! I found them because a friend told me to watch the Duck Song. I loved it, so I came here to songdrops.com and listened to all of your songs. They are all really good and really funny! I love them ALL!

  32. Em Says:
    August 4th, 2009 at 4:43 am

    Oh my god. before i could rhyme… am i wierd thats so funny. i think its my fav song :o

    Bryant you rock xxxxxxxx

    love ya
    em

  33. Simon Says:
    August 10th, 2009 at 4:52 am

    What is the word between ‘from’ and ‘towards’ in the song Before I could rhyme? Is it ‘it’ or ‘and’?… we can’t decide….great song!

  34. Ben Says:
    August 15th, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Awwwww… this is amazing but there are no chords and lyrics!!!!!!!! :(

  35. Angela Says:
    August 23rd, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    i luv this song

  36. kiara Says:
    September 14th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    How I laughed at this song! It is utterly fantastic! You are truly talented! <3

  37. SailorCelestial Says:
    September 21st, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    It’s amazing how songs and poems don’t really have to rhyme -we just get so used to it!

  38. Anonymous Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    wooooo!

  39. lisa Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 1:05 am

    that song was part weird part funny part gross and part no pictures

    :D

  40. Sakura Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    oh wow u had so many chances lol i showed all my friends this

  41. victoria Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    omg this song is awesome

  42. yell4340 Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    This song is funny. you always have gross stuff in ur best songs and that rocks. KEEP MAKING SONGS!

  43. Justin Says:
    October 8th, 2009 at 6:26 am

    This song is funny when he says the mucasy stuff is driping towards his upper lip!

  44. AHHHH DUDE Says:
    October 10th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. AHHHH DUDE Says:
    October 10th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER WITH THE BEST SONGS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. funny songs Says:
    October 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    This is such a HILARIOUS SONG! I know that it is because I love funny songs and I am just CRACKIN’ UP!

  47. Sabrina Says:
    October 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    awsome song hilarious i luv the boogers part just like most of the other comenters.i luv ur songs so much

  48. gina Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 1:04 am

    hey bryant,
    i love all your songs, 1 time my friend told me about your duck song on the bus so i looked i up on you tube and now i can’t stop listening to all your songs. “Before i could rhyme” and “the duck song” are the best.

    :D Gina

  49. Whats it to ya Says:
    November 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    good on ya, bryant

  50. Nem Says:
    November 7th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    the first rhyme is time, second is money, third i have no idea, fourth is runny, fifth is wrong, sixth is Kong (King Kong), seventh is long, eighth is strong, 9th (i dont know how to spell it, sorry) is time

  51. JEN ROX =P Says:
    November 8th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    OMG DIS SONG IS SO FUNNY! i love it-my 40 friends do too.

  52. Anonymous Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    that was really funny! i heard about the duck song and got on the website and i love it!q i migh tmy the albbum!

  53. jonny=] Says:
    November 17th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    i can barely rym dats y i play drums with my brothers (were not a band yet

  54. kenn Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    I guess that’s why it took me such a long – piece of paper

    hahahahaha

    But how am I supposed to buy things without any – time

    hahahahaha

    But when I have a cold my nose gets –
    Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
    Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
    or else it rolls into my mouth
    it rolls into my mouth

    hahahahah

    My favorite movie guerilla is king – of the apes

    hahahahahaha

    now that it’s almost over I hope it wasn’t too – lengthy

    hahahahahaahahaha

    (I really really really really really really
    loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yourrrrrrrrrrrrrr songs especially the duck song and before i could rhyme :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
    (I am only 11 years old and I just discovered your song yesterday in youtube and I loved the ducks song the 1st time I heard it then after I listened to it 3 times I memorized it MORE POWER:Kenn )

  55. Sami Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    lol!

  56. laudia Says:
    December 9th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    i love that neat song

  57. sofi101 Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    This is so funny!!!
    why does it not have any stars????
    you are amazing

  58. cutie13 Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    BEST SONG EVER!! HOW DO YOU DO IT??!!?!?!

  59. ghaydaa Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    it was very funny i could work out what rhymes with each sentence!!!!!!!!!!

  60. Anonymous Says:
    February 5th, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    thats some funnny stuff u got right there

  61. michelle Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    it was funing

  62. michelle Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 8:17 am

    i love your kids songs

  63. hailey bailey and brianna Says:
    February 14th, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    I am still lahgting fro this song

  64. Jack Says:
    February 20th, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    This is 1 of the funniest songs eva!!!! i laughed 4 ages!!

  65. beezoo48 Says:
    February 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    Dont worry. I cant rhyme either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  66. Mike Sh-W Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Yay mucus!

  67. tiger Says:
    March 2nd, 2010 at 7:43 am

    please!!-songdrops-visit-kerkira-please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  68. penelopedog1 Says:
    March 2nd, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    THIS SONG ROXXXX!

  69. Janae Moreno Says:
    March 11th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    I love this website. It’s good to get happy to. My science teacher used to play these songs at the end of the period. I recomended this website to my 6th grade teacher and she said it was hilarious. Bryant Oden really made this the best website to go onto when your sad, and then these songs well cheer you up. My favorite song is “The Duck Song” the original.

  70. nick jonas luver Says:
    March 15th, 2010 at 8:47 am

    i love this song! its so clever

  71. Diplomat Middle School Student Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:44 am

    i adore this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  72. Thomas Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 4:20 am

    WOW THIS SONG IS SO AWSOME !!!!!! :) :) :) :)

  73. megan Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    i can Rhyme better then that and my little sister can Rhyme better then that.

  74. megan Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    my little sister can Rhyme better then that lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  75. Li$a/WTF!!!=D Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    i luv this song and i do no how 2 ryme it just toke me a really long………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….hour.!

  76. anonomus Says:
    April 19th, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    dear bryant, i love your songs i heard one of them from my friends and now im hooked Before i coild rhyme is the song im singing for my talent show

  77. rrre Says:
    May 1st, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    i listened to thus song 1000 times before i could come up with a comment,and yes i counted, but i still cant come up with a comment besides, i love this song

  78. Anonymous Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    iT IS REALLY GOOD AND FUUNNY I THHIMNK YOU SHOULD DO LOADS MORE BECAUSE PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THEM :)

  79. josh Says:
    May 16th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    i got to pea

  80. OMG Says:
    May 30th, 2010 at 11:39 am

    I LOVE YOUR SONGS:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

  81. jenny heny Says:
    June 1st, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    gonna learn it, gonna practice it,then sing for my birthday party :)

  82. antidisastablishedmontariaism Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 12:27 pm

    this is the best rhyming song ever :-D

  83. Random Banana Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 11:42 am

    You need to do a banana song :) i am 12 and at school i am known for being random – my nickname is random banana – so i want (another) random song to show my friends. Lol… I love all of your songs and i don’t really have a favourite.

    Katie
    (Random Banana)

  84. Bryant Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Random Banana Katie
    Some kids thought she was crazy
    But her best friends knew
    (And it was true)
    That she was Randomazing :)

  85. SQUAKISSOTOTALLYAWESOME Says:
    July 16th, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    bobislowiknowheislowbecauseheislowokay?

  86. becky Says:
    August 12th, 2010 at 2:11 pm

    hiya brayant!! i luv u!! this is A GREAT SONG!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (note:im 11 and im from the uk!!)

  87. chan Says:
    August 13th, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    that was so pancakes

  88. trla2010 Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 1:07 am

    great website mate!

  89. ashlyn Says:
    August 20th, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    i love songdrops my fav one is the dad song its sooooooooooooo cute

  90. amber Says:
    August 20th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    weirdddddddddddddddddddddddd song

  91. Shyanne Says:
    September 21st, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    WOW

  92. pipsy panda Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    it’s so funny i could watch it every minute and not get sick of it

  93. Alec Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 11:35 pm

    Hi, im Alec……umm im 12…and this song is sooooo funny everytime i see it i laugh so hard i like…die!! i cant breathe especially on the part where it says his nose gets kind of……..Mucously liquid dripping down to my upper lip! then i have to wipe it away with a tissueeeeeeeeee looollll i love all ur songs bryant they are all super funneh i love them!!! my favorate is that duck one…umm… where he goes to the lemonade stand the first one . my second favorate is before i could rhyme!

    “Hey! Got any grapes?” ahahahahaHAHAHAHA@!@#$

  94. rob 2336 Says:
    October 17th, 2010 at 6:22 am

    i lllllooooooovvvvvveeeee this song

  95. amber lyon Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 9:19 am

    WHO LIKES THIS SONG

  96. Mila Says:
    November 6th, 2010 at 9:48 am

    I LOVE IT! HE’S SUCH A COMEDY GENIOUS

  97. HaIlEy Says:
    November 24th, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    lol wow dude nice try but u dont know how to ryme lol

  98. hey dudes Says:
    November 28th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    lol you can not rhyme x good try though ! lol

  99. Sam Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    LOl

  100. justice Says:
    December 16th, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    love all these songs this 1 sooooooo funny i whant to buy ur album 4 my class

  101. summer $ JESSICA Says:
    December 17th, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    this is the funneist song ever i love the part when you say that mucis rolls on your lip LOL

  102. leah f Says:
    December 18th, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    its so funny like im gonna pee in my pants !!!

  103. leah f Says:
    December 18th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    sorry not really its just so funny!!

  104. Anonymous Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Great songs~
    It’s so funny, though!!

  105. atlanta Says:
    January 9th, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!! I WAZ SINGING THE PROPER RHYMES IN MY HEAD!!! HOW OLD R U?

  106. sammie Says:
    January 28th, 2011 at 8:52 am

    this song is so funny but its grose when he says
    mucis runs in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  107. Kumquat Says:
    February 1st, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    Truly amazing dude!

  108. eddy lover-aka-Nicole Says:
    February 2nd, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    y is ur name Kumquat r u a boy or girl??? My name is eddy lvr, HAHA plz reply

  109. eddy lover-aka-Nicole LeBel Says:
    February 2nd, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    hahaha, KUMQUAt, wats ur real name

  110. Rebekka :D Says:
    February 15th, 2011 at 3:46 am

    Hello to the ppl reading this I love this song and so does my Dad. It’s really awesome!!!!!!!

  111. Nick Says:
    February 24th, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Alright, new song to learn on piano and preform! Gonna love this onee!

  112. Aynomous Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 6:56 am

    oh yes it rolls in my mouth!
    :P that’s sick but an awsome song
    I Love You Bryant Oden!

  113. i Says:
    March 6th, 2011 at 10:48 am

    I wrote this song I wrote this song
    I think that’s right but it could be- really incorrect

    Instead of:

    I wrote this song I wrote this song
    I think that’s right but I could be- not really paying very close attention

    sorry to correct u but I’m a super fan and that’s what I do.

  114. atlanta Says:
    March 7th, 2011 at 11:56 am

    who else waz singing the rymes in my head? lol:)

  115. Magic Says:
    March 12th, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    a happy day :) /:

  116. Clodagh Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    i WROTE A SONG BEFOR I NEW HOW TO RYME IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL RYME IS IT WHATEVER IT STARTS WITH MY NAME SEYA

    This is the best song ever seya dont want to be you

  117. Anonymous Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Hey Song drops I LOVE UR SONGS

    oooooh can you write a song thats abouta goat named Billy joe bob ! i love goats!!!!!!! and it would be funny

  118. Chloe :) Says:
    March 25th, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    wow this is an amazing site :) :):):):):):):)

  119. mia golly Says:
    April 20th, 2011 at 8:59 am

    i really like this song

  120. Some dude Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    Love it! you should make a version of it where it all rhymes

  121. jonathan Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    go duck song

  122. grace Says:
    April 30th, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    your not a good ryemer

  123. Lyndz Says:
    May 2nd, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    Ha ha ha ha! Epic.

  124. tobyc Says:
    May 6th, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  125. Toni Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 7:34 am

    Freaking Amazin’ :D .. Your song are sooo awesome !

    (I know it sounds funny
    But when I have a cold my nose gets –
    Mucousy liquid dripping down from it towards my upper lip
    Then I have to wipe it away with a tissue
    or else it rolls into my mouth
    it rolls into my mouth) Hahaha. Hilarious ! ?

  126. megan Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 11:34 am

    haha soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny (really incorrect)

  127. Anonymous Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    haha i love the aprt about mucsy liquid haha its so funny when my little brother is sad all i have to do is show him this song and it makes him laugh like carzy!!!!

  128. hannah Says:
    June 1st, 2011 at 5:49 pm

    thats so gross he talked about snot ewwwwwwwwwwww:*

  129. Ezz&Chezz Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 8:42 am

    That made us laugh so much, it made us cry! Bryant Oden is ledgendary!

  130. Erin Downes Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 3:17 am

    I am ten (nearly eleven)and absolutely love your songs!

    My Best Friend Kirsty showed me this website and I totaly fell in love with it!!!!!!!!!!

    You are brill at singing and making up songs!!!!!!!!!!

    Love your songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    From Erin 10

  131. sophief Says:
    June 6th, 2011 at 8:09 am

    so cool

  132. Alex T Says:
    June 8th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    LOL this song his hilarious and I’m 12!

  133. Alex T Says:
    June 8th, 2011 at 11:41 am

    LOL this song is hilarious and I’m 12!

  134. georgette Says:
    June 18th, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  135. Awesomeness Says:
    June 23rd, 2011 at 9:42 am

    This is my favorite song EVER!

  136. kelsey Says:
    July 1st, 2011 at 9:35 am

    wow!!!! i love these songs and i was singing it out loud but i said the wrong words and i said the ones that rhymed and not the real ones LOL

  137. Joshua Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Is there any way for me to get Piano sheet music for any of these awesome songs?

  138. Bryant Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Sorry, not yet. Maybe in a year or so, but I’m not sure.

  139. Joshua Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    A year!?! That’s 368 days too far away!

  140. Duck from Duck song Says:
    July 3rd, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    can i have some grapes?

  141. pug Says:
    July 4th, 2011 at 8:22 am

    amazinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggg

  142. lauren z Says:
    July 8th, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    best and funniest song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  143. beans Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    haha cracks me up every time!

  144. Lady from Corner Store Says:
    August 16th, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    omg love this song!!!!!!

  145. Kaden Says:
    September 9th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  146. J4bestieA Says:
    September 18th, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    Hey bryant!! This song is amazing! I love the part where it’s the runny nose and mucusy liquid dripping down torwards my upper lip, until it rolls into my mouth!!! I was LITTERALLY cracking up laughing the first and every time I hear that part!!!

  147. Inu Says:
    September 19th, 2011 at 11:45 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA “It rolls into my mouth….” when i show my mom she might say, -i gotta pea- lol

  148. 148. Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    My Nose Was Coming Off My Face To Go Into My Mouth On This!! Hilarious!! :)

  149. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Says:
    October 15th, 2011 at 9:04 am

    hello ;-)

  150. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Says:
    October 15th, 2011 at 9:05 am

    thats a song i dont hate,i really think its-cool

  151. Dobbyroxs Says:
    October 17th, 2011 at 11:59 pm

    I love this song lol xD

  152. tucker Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    you rymed time and rhyme

  153. Haven Says:
    October 24th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    lol!i <3 the part where it gets real fast.I LOVE YOUR SONGS!!!!write more. you're a good no amazing comedian!Please write more funny songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  154. Cheese Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 4:51 am

    ha ha so funny tra la la la la la l la la la la SOOOOOOOOO SOOOOO SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  155. jack poo head Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 7:46 am

    SONG DROPS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  156. Belle Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    I’m 12 years old and love these songs they are so amazing. I kept asking my Dad to play a song and he played “Tarantulas” and he loved it. That’s our new motto now! I sing these all during class and when i sing “Before I knew how to Rhyme”, they look at me like I’m crazy.Any way I LOVE SONG DROPS! Where can you buy a CD?~ Belle

  157. Belle Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 5:43 pm

    I’m 12 years old and love these songs they are so amazing. I kept asking my Dad to play a song and he played “Tarantulas” and he loved it. That’s our new motto now! I sing these all during class and when i sing “Before I knew how to Rhyme”, they look at me like I’m crazy.Any way I LOVE SONG DROPS! Where can you buy a CD?~ Belle!

  158. fuzzy chicks is urs Says:
    October 28th, 2011 at 2:33 pm

    love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i love the songs

  159. Dumbledore Says:
    October 30th, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    cool……Roar I’m a monster and I will eat you in your sleep!!!!!!!!!!

  160. Emily Tran Says:
    November 19th, 2011 at 11:49 am

    I LIKE THE WET NOSE BOOGER PART THINGY

  161. wrtttyuuuuioooooag Says:
    November 24th, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    his is the worst song ever

  162. Trebor Says:
    November 26th, 2011 at 2:34 am

    this song is trhe funniest song ever LOL :) I WANT MORE SONGS LIKE THIS

  163. Bobbob Says:
    November 26th, 2011 at 11:45 pm

    This song is so weird lol I love it

  164. corloxc Says:
    November 28th, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    HAHA! I wrote this song before i knew how to ryme… i guess thats why it took me such a long…peice of paepr!

  165. morgan b Says:
    November 29th, 2011 at 4:51 am

    hahahahalol its so funny . its so oveuse

    :) :):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  166. morgan b Says:
    November 29th, 2011 at 4:53 am

    :) :):):):):):):):):):):0)

  167. lexy Says:
    December 4th, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    i lovveee this song it is so funny

  168. Eva Says:
    December 9th, 2011 at 9:58 am

    me and my dad love this song :)

  169. Ronnien Says:
    December 14th, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Haha i love this song got me and my mate in stiches please do more your really good at them :)

  170. leah Says:
    December 14th, 2011 at 7:47 am

    This song is freaking amazeing just got me in stiches please do more you are really good at them :)

  171. charlotte Says:
    December 23rd, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    that was very funny

  172. Echo Says:
    January 6th, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    I laughed and laughed and LAUGHED

  173. TH£L£MON Says:
    January 13th, 2012 at 10:53 am

    OMG so funny when I showed my sis she could not stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S I wish I could write with u!!!

  174. TH£L£MON Says:
    January 13th, 2012 at 10:54 am

    he he

  175. Awesome sabir Says:
    January 22nd, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    cool song bryant dude!

  176. jordan Says:
    January 23rd, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    you and your songs are AWESOME!!!!!!!!! my favorite songs from you are before i could rhyme, the duck song, (and of course the other duck songs), i gotta pea, and all the rest of them i didnt mention by name! u r the BEST!!!!!!whoooo!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  177. Potate Says:
    January 31st, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    I never have been good at rhyming, so this cracked me up. Well, everything you sing cracks me up.

  178. The Guy Down the Street Says:
    January 31st, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    Wow, I love the pauses. I never would have seen this coming.

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