New Funny Christmas Song:

Bob the Snail

Here are the audio and YouTube videos for the fun little song Bob the Snail :

This is the older, original normal speed version:

And here is the new faster, higher speed version. (which one do you like better?)

Song by Bryant Oden

This song was a lot of work, and much credit goes to Danae, Richard, Tony, Ryan and Lila. (song credits are here). (And here are the Bob the Snail lyrics and chords).

Page topic: Bob the Snail, funny kid songs, cool fun songs for kids, island style songs, fun children’s song by Bryant Oden

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284 Responses to “Bob the Snail””

  1. Austin Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    your halurious I’m 11 and I think your sure funny.

  2. morrgin Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    cute little itty bitty teeny tiny slippery slimy pokier then miney toes
    veryy cute

  3. Justin Sayer Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    im a teen and i luv the duck song

  4. suzanne so'there Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 12:38 am

    the first time i heard ‘Bob the Snail’, i had itty bitty tears in miney eyes, it’s sooooo sweet..
    it’s a lot of fun to sing and whistle along..

  5. carly Says:
    April 9th, 2009 at 4:52 am

    i wondered were he crawled when ur sleeping maybe ur MOUTH

  6. cHRIS & sCOTT Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm


  7. Amyy Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    Heyyyahh Rehann Mazharr Lovess This Song !
    This is Her Favouritee Friendd u know !

  8. Amyy Says:
    April 14th, 2009 at 3:14 am

    The duck song is the besttt of all these songs.
    ( Waddle Waddle )

  9. leah Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 6:49 am

    this is a wierd long song but it is funny all the same!


  10. m Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 6:10 am

    coolest song in the world

  11. suzanne so'there Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    hi Bryant :O)
    i totally agree with T.W.’s comments..
    you have a gift.. thank you for sharing it with us.. for bringing out our happiness :O)

  12. lauren Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 am

    put it as free 4 mp3 player

  13. Sydney Carrington Says:
    May 9th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    This song reminds me of my hamster on that part when it saids that cute little itty bitty, teeny tiny…………. I like Bob the Snail. It is one of my favorite songs on this website.

  14. Roxy Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    that song was awsome i love bob i had a snail called sally they might have been brother and sister.

  15. Roxy Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    i love that song i had a snail called sally

  16. Roxy Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    bob must be sooooo cute
    i love snails they are sooo cute
    your songs are great

  17. Michaela Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    i love your songs.. especially the duck song. ok im 14 and was singing it all day at school so a lot of people think im crazy now but it was stuck in my head and well i love it..=]]

  18. cj Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    OMGGGGGGGGG!! this is so funny!!! 😀

  19. loouzi & jooulize Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    hey i love this song,u rock and u r stupidiawtawsomerific!!!!-loouzi

    u rock!!!!!!!i love all ur songs espcially bob the snail!and i love u!!-jooulize 

  20. loouzi & jooulize Says:
    May 20th, 2009 at 7:13 pm


  21. lucy Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    hi this is the coolest song ever i wish it was on itunes please reply

  22. lucy Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    supercala fraja listic expi ala dotious spelt it.

  23. Bryant Says:
    May 24th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Hi Lucy. All the songs should be on itunes in a few month, soon after the CD comes out. I’m glad you like this song. (It was a lot of work!)

  24. ur mom Says:
    May 30th, 2009 at 10:18 am

    i luv da bob da snail song itz should be on i tunez itz soooooooooooooooooooo cool

  25. valkyrie cain Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 3:34 am

    i love the bob
    he rocks

  26. katerina Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am

    ur ausome i love them all especially i learnt this song before i could rhyme,i love the lyrocs
    im 10 an i think ur fantastic thatkyou for bringing theese songs to life!:)

  27. matty h Says:
    June 18th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    this song is great the bbc should employ to create a show it would be great especialy for baby tv my nephew loves these songs great to calm him down when hes crying

  28. Shannon Says:
    June 28th, 2009 at 5:35 am

    im 13 & im in love with the duck song 😀

  29. jonathan Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    coooooooooooooollll song

  30. jonathan Says:
    June 29th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    songdrop rulz

  31. maday Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    this song is soooooo cute it makes me think of flex

  32. kacie Says:
    July 7th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    cool , this song is kinda good. u guys are AWSOME ! i can listen to these if i feel sad. there kinda joyful 😉

  33. Katia Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    I like Bob the Snail because of the harmony, the joy, the laughter, and the little bit that shows that everyone is his friend. It’s so cute! :)

  34. courtney young Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am


  35. courtney young Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 9:30 am

    <3 (^^^^)

  36. pariz hilton Says:
    July 17th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    i dont know but the kid called ur mom is right and i think it should be on i tunes to

  37. loulou Says:
    July 19th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Bob sounds sooo cute i wont a snail soo much now and ill call it BOB!:)—–:)

  38. matt/aidan Says:
    July 25th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

    lol call him about a week ago lol :)

  39. Alex Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Ive just noticed that The Denist Song isnt on here. How come??

    I like that song to lol!

  40. natalie Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 3:49 am

    i love all the songs eve thpough im eleven and i really want the cd!! great job

  41. Kendall Causey Says:
    July 29th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    This is awesome! I love this song! It’s hillarios!

  42. bob Says:
    July 30th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    this guy is awsome!

  43. haillee Says:
    August 16th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    i love the duck song

  44. KASSY (: Says:
    September 9th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    ANDDDD I LOVEEEEE THE DUCK SONG (waddle waddle).
    EVERYONE should totallyyy LISTEN to YOUR SONGS!
    (i’m 16 and i love them and i want a snail named bob).

  45. Liam (naruto rulze!!!) Says:
    September 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm


  46. rockin trumpeter Says:
    October 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 am

    this song is amazing!
    byrant you rock!!

  47. cassie Says:
    October 23rd, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    hi my name is cassie lik i said 2 or 3 times bob the snail is just like my dog raskle but a little bet spoileed i mean a lot.!!!!!!!

  48. mayday Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 8:13 am

    hi im back THIS SONG IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Freak(: Says:
    November 1st, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    This is the best song ever!(:
    I love this.
    Its so darn cutee..
    I so love thisssssss!!!!
    Cute little itty bitty teeny tiny slippery slimy pokier then miney toes(:
    Love that partt!!
    Favorite website everrrr!

  50. alisha ekers Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    LOL love ur songs i absolutely love the duck song me ana my friend sing it all the time at school lol

  51. Anonymous Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 am

    ya man

  52. the odd person ull probably never see ever again Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    im 14 and me and my friends all love ur songs

  53. kyle Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    hahahahahaha that was funny maby you should give him a bath if he smells :)

  54. Anonymous Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    i love this web site

  55. ashley Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    funny snail hahahahaha

  56. Lauren Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    i’m 12 i love Honey Bear ,The Duck song , The Duck Song 2 , and Bob the Snail!!!!!!!!!!
    Your soooo funny 😀

  57. J-Dawg Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Honey Bear Honey wat are you doin in your underwear

  58. Elliot Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 9:55 am


  59. chance hall Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    you are so funny. ive watched everyone. im 9 yrs old. (the turkey song is the funniest.)

  60. chance hall Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    you are really hilarious i cant believe you.thank you lord for this awesome website.i want bob the snail.the duck song is totally cool(got any grapes?.)

  61. clay Says:
    January 7th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    this sounds like my dog cause she is so slow

  62. erika Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    OMG,You are funny:)

  63. Tia Amery Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 11:42 am

    I think it was really cool I LOVE BOB THE SNAIL he’s really wicked I also listen 2 Honey Bear and The Duck Song1 and 2 there all really cool!!!!!!

  64. Tia Amery Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 11:43 am

    I also love the turkey song :)

  65. Tia Amery Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Me and my friends think all ur songs are brilliant ta school wre like when the Duck went up to the lemonade stand he said HEY! you got any grapes????

  66. Tia Amery Says:
    January 20th, 2010 at 11:48 am

    at school wre like when the Duck went up to the lemonade stand he said HEY! you got any grapes????

  67. Meghan&Morgan Says:
    January 23rd, 2010 at 7:30 am

    Ohh Myy ! Thiss songgg was ahh-dorabblee 😀 I loved itt andd all thee othher ones ! <3

  68. freak OUT Says:
    January 23rd, 2010 at 8:56 pm


  69. Sabrina Says:
    January 24th, 2010 at 12:07 am

    i wouldent put bob on my nose

  70. shelleah Says:
    February 12th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    :) i love this song, its so good to sing. (: im 12 btw (:

  71. Mike Sh-W Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Best song on the site!!!!!

  72. dobogo Says:
    March 2nd, 2010 at 5:46 am

    lol i wonder if hel come wen i whistle (whistle) … ill be here for a long time

  73. heatmask227 Says:
    March 2nd, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Since I’ve made animated this song and showed it to my school, people think I’m awesome! There all saying YOU should make Bob the Snail 2

  74. cain1998 Says:
    March 4th, 2010 at 4:53 am

    funny stuff

  75. Bob_the_snail_on_the_ducks_head_eating_a_pea_:P Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    Bob the snail is cool! Love <3 all your songs and just to let you know Pete is my best friend (sorry Jordon) 😉 But none of you know what i'm talking about so you know. Go Bob! 😀

  76. JMR Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    awesome song Bryant but my favorites were the duck songs. But they are all pretty funny. Keep goin man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  77. JMR Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    😀 :) (: HAHAHAHAHaHA >_<

  78. hollie Says:
    March 9th, 2010 at 3:30 am

    me and my bruvr think this song is amazing we luv all of them and iv listened to them all in just a week :) lol

  79. alex Says:
    March 13th, 2010 at 6:11 am

    haha i’m 13 and i think this song is amazing, as are all the songs made by bryant oden xD welldone!

  80. bay-bay Says:
    March 21st, 2010 at 11:57 am

    BOB? who would name a snail bob?

  81. lola Says:
    March 24th, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    your videos are awesome!!!! my fovorite is I GOT A PEA!!! that one is awesome!!!!

  82. albert Says:
    April 3rd, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    ahahahah i was singing this at 5am and my friends grandma walked in and i said “hello bob!” very funny. im 15 so it was hilarious

  83. Mr.cookie Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    I love this song because my dads name is bob

  84. megan Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    lol i have a snail to but he do not smell i think

  85. sdghm Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 5:31 am

    hi i want to be bob and have you wrote any new songs lately it’s kinda annoying

  86. Savanna Says:
    May 2nd, 2010 at 9:20 am

    haha the first song i heard was the duck song and then my friend said to look up this song so i did and it is my favorite i love it…………bobs my favorite snail!

  87. beth Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 1:08 pm

    your songs are number 1# bryant oden! :-] i love the duck song how do you make the music and videos?they are so funny!

  88. andrew Says:
    May 15th, 2010 at 7:21 am


  89. Miley Cyrus Says:
    May 18th, 2010 at 1:50 am

    Eww i hate snails but i love you

  90. Selena Gomez Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 8:04 pm

    Wow! Your songs are great! I love the duck one! My favorite, the snail song!

  91. Doofus Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 11:44 am

    The faster version is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

  92. me Says:
    June 16th, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    man thise is and awsome song even for grownups

  93. Karla Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 1:36 am

    I think Song Drops is really, really cool because its got really cool songs and their funny!!!(=(=(=

  94. BOB THE SNAIL Says:
    June 26th, 2010 at 4:02 pm


  95. annastasia Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    go bob crawl faster

  96. I like pie Says:
    July 4th, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    Yeah what she said.

  97. Songdrops Fan Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 5:50 am

    This song sounds like the singer sings british

    -Songdrops Fan

  98. kat:) ( Says:
    July 16th, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    Ummmm bryan o., did you write this song?? I like this song. haha.

  99. sophia loise Says:
    July 18th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    you should make a song up about a girl called sophie sweeney [I LOVE THAT NAME]and she has a hobbie of collecting snails and bakeing them in pies and then bob the snail see’s her and rescues the other snail’s !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  100. ILUVBRYANT101 Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 2:33 pm

    hello i LUV ur songs bryant. U ROK

  101. amber Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    im eleven and i love songdrops!!!i have so many fav. ones and showed it to ALL my friends and they loved it!thx for making these and dont stop! 😀

  102. amber Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    oh and i luv gotta pea!(fan)

  103. Brooke Says:
    July 20th, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    i love art and yours is the true music of just that!thx for making these songs!

  104. Julie Says:
    August 1st, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    does he eat shoes? I always say bob ate a shoe

  105. Cassie Says:
    September 6th, 2010 at 10:30 am

    OMG! This song is awesome! :) 😀

  106. tJO Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    this is the most funniest and cutiest song ever 😀

  107. chloe Says:
    September 30th, 2010 at 4:24 am


  108. ANNA Says:
    October 8th, 2010 at 9:15 am


  109. rob 2336 Says:
    October 17th, 2010 at 6:27 am

    i listen to your songs all the time because they are awsome

  110. Mantha + Niamh Says:
    October 20th, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    This song is awsome!!!!!!!!!! We all need a snail like Bob!

  111. No Comment ! Says:
    October 31st, 2010 at 9:11 am

    I like both versions.. !
    but the second one is better.
    Better rythm( or something like that ).

  112. danielle and olivia Says:
    November 1st, 2010 at 6:10 am


  113. Anonymous Says:
    November 12th, 2010 at 9:28 am

    funnyfunny soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

  114. nOt A cOwArD Says:
    November 13th, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    FASTER VERSION ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  115. Heather Says:
    November 17th, 2010 at 8:43 am

    This song is the best songdrops song

  116. olivia Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    ha ha ha that was the best song ever 😉 😉 😉 😉

  117. farah Says:
    November 27th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    LOOL Great i loved it Bob is my fave name ever<3 and this is SO CUTE:') i love ALL the songs on here, they ROCKK

  118. me Says:
    December 4th, 2010 at 8:34 am

    LOL!that song is one of my absolute favourites!

  119. kliopatra Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 2:06 am

    it’s veru nice specialy at 0:50

  120. Marcus2k9+1 Says:
    December 14th, 2010 at 5:49 am

    I love this song yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. <3 <3

  121. candygirl1615 Says:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 5:09 pm


  122. Becca Says:
    January 1st, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    lol those kind of songs just make me happy. I wish I had a snail as reliable as his! :) <3

  123. michael Says:
    January 12th, 2011 at 5:02 am

    good song

  124. Alonzo Says:
    January 13th, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    cool cheese

  125. ellie Says:
    January 25th, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    haha this song is wasome

  126. sammie Says:
    January 27th, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    ok i am 13 and i love this gye still

  127. ellie Says:
    January 28th, 2011 at 10:33 am

    love it :) ande i am 14

  128. eddy lover-aka-Nicole Says:
    February 2nd, 2011 at 2:04 pm

    haha, i dnt like snails, but i like this song

  129. bb Says:
    February 6th, 2011 at 8:00 pm


  130. Ellie gift Says:
    February 11th, 2011 at 10:59 am

    so funny

  131. chance Says:
    February 11th, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    cool……… i like it.

  132. ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:
    February 16th, 2011 at 11:47 am

    i think the high speed version is so much better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  133. Rosie Says:
    February 17th, 2011 at 2:06 am

    Your songs are so awesome – i think it shows that everyone can write songs about anything they want to if they put there mind to it – i’m 15 and i love them!!! :)

  134. ANNA Says:
    March 4th, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    i love all of your duck songs. My brother is a big fan.:)

  135. Justin (nickname Jossk) Says:
    March 12th, 2011 at 8:02 pm

    I love your songs! I listen to the duck song tons!

  136. dani and wiremu Says:
    March 14th, 2011 at 7:46 pm

    omg this song is AWESOME pure epicness @ its best

  137. Anern Says:
    March 16th, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    I love duck song !!!!!

  138. OMG ppl Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    then he waddled away waddle waddle til the very next day

  139. OMG ppl Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    wuts up with him and grapes

  140. OMG ppl Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    i love bob the snail

    and when i need him ill call him ill call him a week before i need him or wutev the words r i love them

  141. OMG ppl Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 1:32 pm


  142. OMG ppl Says:
    March 19th, 2011 at 1:35 pm


  143. Anonymous Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    You have such a cool high voice! ur #1 but is it a thing abobber that makes your voice high

  144. Bryant Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    Thanks :) Yeah, I speed up songs and that makes the song faster and makes my voice sound higher. ~Bryant

  145. Anonymous Says:
    March 27th, 2011 at 6:47 am

    I think that is very funny and i am singing that for my talent show

  146. Anonymous Says:
    March 27th, 2011 at 6:48 am

    I am doing that song for my school talent show!!!!!!!

  147. Jamie Says:
    March 29th, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    This brightens up my day every time I hear it! I just love how people can be any age (I’m 14) and love the songs you write. Have you ever been asked to write a song for a cartoon? I’d be really surprised if you haven’t!

  148. Bryant Oden rocks!!! XD Says:
    April 4th, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    Dear Bryant, this song is awesome! Plus i have a question(please answer):is this your real voice?

  149. Bryant Says:
    April 4th, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Thanks! The normal speed version is my real voice, but I sang the song with a fake accent :)

  150. kenco Says:
    April 13th, 2011 at 3:53 pm


  151. Drama Queen Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    I used to have a snail, but its name wasn’t isn’t Bob. Its name was Hannah and this song reminds me of her.

  152. blaze Says:
    May 4th, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    i like snails because they are so awesome

  153. shania Says:
    May 7th, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    ansome man these song rules

  154. hi! Says:
    May 13th, 2011 at 10:43 am

    bobs my favorite snail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  155. ricky Says:
    May 18th, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    It makes me want to go out and get a pet snail.

  156. alex Says:
    May 22nd, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    bryant r u half british cause in the song it sounded like a british person in some parts… please comment back

  157. Kirsty Says:
    May 30th, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    I love this song soooooooooooo much me and my friends sing it all the time!!

  158. kt & bob Says:
    June 2nd, 2011 at 5:13 pm

    We love bob the snail!!!!!!!!!!

  159. alex ortiz Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    that sog in fast moation is so funny

  160. Kirsty Hall Says:
    June 5th, 2011 at 11:26 am

    A few months ago my class was on a coach for a school trip suddenly somone pointed and said aggggggg a snail and I said I think its Bob and we all started singing this song!!!!!

  161. Olivia Denney Says:
    June 10th, 2011 at 9:42 am

    i love the song i got a pea :)

  162. Jordan Best Says:
    June 22nd, 2011 at 4:32 am

    just random

  163. Christina Says:
    June 28th, 2011 at 6:05 am

    who wants a snail? i do!

  164. Anonymous Says:
    July 1st, 2011 at 8:30 am

    Haha play the faster version and the slow one at the same time!!! It’s so weird!

  165. libby Says:
    July 5th, 2011 at 10:11 am

    hey ppl

  166. Carys Says:
    July 10th, 2011 at 9:47 am

    that was sooooo wierd but fuuuunny!!!

  167. MAKAYLA Says:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 12:07 pm

    i love the speed one

  168. Tegan and Marisa Says:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Got ane grapes?

  169. Tegan Says:
    July 22nd, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    coollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Hey, got any grapes? He.

  170. chels Says:
    July 28th, 2011 at 2:01 am

    how do you play that on guitar?

  171. Doggy Says:
    August 24th, 2011 at 9:38 am

    I Like The First One More The Lower Version

  172. Anonymous Says:
    October 11th, 2011 at 5:45 am

    i like the bottom version better.:)

  173. songlover Says:
    October 11th, 2011 at 5:47 am

    Ii like the lower version better it has more pazazz I guess.:)

  174. songlover Says:
    October 11th, 2011 at 5:48 am


  175. Ninja Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    I like the faster song b/c I think it is funnier

  176. Rkb Says:
    October 28th, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    This is such a cute song!

  177. Nate Says:
    November 2nd, 2011 at 8:04 am

    Awesome songs! What program do you use to make your songs?

  178. Bryant Says:
    November 2nd, 2011 at 7:52 pm

    Thanks! I use keyboardists to help me add instruments. Then I edit them with software like Protools, Logic or Garageband.

  179. got any grapes? Says:
    November 3rd, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    love it!!! :) :) :) :) 😀

  180. EllSymCbeL Says:
    November 18th, 2011 at 2:28 pm


  181. kaycee Says:
    November 23rd, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    the cba song is relly hard to sing my older brother cant even sing it.i can almost sing it.

  182. cupecake51102 Says:
    November 23rd, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    i lllllllllloooooooooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee this song soooooooooooooo much.

  183. Eva Says:
    December 4th, 2011 at 4:22 am

    I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  184. bUbbLE$1282000 Says:
    December 8th, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    My snail is called GaRY the 45th

  185. MrBban (Brandon Poruba) Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 5:47 pm


  186. Aleidita iriarte Says:
    December 13th, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    I like the slow one better since bob is suposse to be slow

  187. saxophoneanator Says:
    December 17th, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    OMG!!!!!!!Bob sounds like me in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha Ha Ha

  188. jj ( jordan ) Says:
    December 19th, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    your songs never get old <3

  189. EpicalMego Says:
    January 3rd, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    you rock slower version is better but they both rock i have three snails and one is named BOB thats the best snail name ever the other two are joe and max

  190. EpicalMego Says:
    January 4th, 2012 at 6:51 am

    you should make a song about a turtle

  191. EpicalMego Says:
    January 6th, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    best song ive ever heard

  192. EpicalMego Says:
    January 7th, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    this is my favorite song

  193. EpicalMego Says:
    January 7th, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    i had this song stuck in my head so i called a boy i like bob the snail and he likes your songs too and thats his new nickname

  194. glasseye123 Says:
    January 7th, 2012 at 11:34 pm

    lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololollolololololololololololololololololololololoooollllololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not for real

  195. SK8R DUDE Says:
    January 13th, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    these songs are getting even more EPIC!
    im lovin it lol

  196. LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! Says:
    January 17th, 2012 at 6:18 pm

    I’m Song Drops CRAZY!!!!!!! : )

  197. jacob Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 7:14 am

    lolololololololololololol I showed all the duck songs to my friends love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  198. Tabi Says:
    January 28th, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    this is my fav song lol jk

  199. spike Says:
    January 29th, 2012 at 6:41 am

    bob the snail because the funniest part is hallo bob i showed to all of my friends ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;””””””””””””””””##########################\\\\\\\zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcccccccccccccccccvvvvvvvbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvvvnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnnnnn,,,,,,……………………../////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””””

  200. Cupcakes Says:
    January 29th, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    I like the first one better

  201. Potate Says:
    January 29th, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    I love both versions. Hope i don’t sound stupid, but who/ howmanypeople were sing with you? And at great risk, I state, nice brittishness.

  202. Bryant Says:
    January 29th, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Thanks. Um, I think there were just three other people, but we tried to build it up as much as we could :)

  203. The Guy Down the Street Says:
    January 31st, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    This is just about the greatest song on the site. The older version just has a different awsomeness for this one. I still love ’em both.

  204. Phillip Says:
    February 1st, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I wish I had found the faster version of the song before I made this video about my pet snail. The faster version would have suited it better I think.

  205. Auddy B. Says:
    February 7th, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    I looooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvveeeedddddddd it! It’s funny and alot better than the slower version I think. Sooooooooooooooo cute!

  206. grace x Says:
    February 15th, 2012 at 4:27 am

    Hi… I LOVE this song!! Me and my friends had to make AA dance up for school and we have picked this one (LOL!) can you make your songs freeee to download :) pleasssee x :) grace

  207. Cheesey :) Says:
    March 6th, 2012 at 8:56 am

    i love all ur songs and im 17 this june haahaahaa 😀 i singing this songs around my house xD and my family r singing to it cause i singing all time and they know all the words 😀 😀 😀 xxx 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

  208. JJ the 11 yr old Says:
    March 13th, 2012 at 3:58 pm


  209. me vs the world Says:
    March 23rd, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    i luv the second one “so i guess i better call him about a week before i need him so he’ll be there right about on time”

  210. jack poo head Says:
    April 3rd, 2012 at 2:21 am

    i have played the game google it its called bob the snail there is two

  211. Hannah Says:
    April 7th, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    this song is funny

  212. Hannah Says:
    April 7th, 2012 at 4:26 pm


  213. Hannah Says:
    April 7th, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i love please dont pee in the pool better

  214. Hannah Says:
    April 7th, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    to day is my birthday smile

  215. Jaime Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    Snails are not the best, but bob is!!!!!!!:)

  216. Jaime Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    Lazy Saturday Afternoon is the best song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  217. HELAINA Says:
    April 13th, 2012 at 7:10 pm


  218. bob the builder Says:
    April 16th, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahazhahahahnsahahahah i lol this song

  219. monkey Says:
    April 27th, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    BOB is mean

  220. bacon Says:
    April 27th, 2012 at 1:21 pm


  221. monkey Says:
    April 28th, 2012 at 12:36 pm


  222. sophie Says:
    May 4th, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    i love the snail song

  223. sophie Says:
    May 4th, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    BOB (lol)

  224. hannah Says:
    May 4th, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    lol OMG i used to have a snail named bob when i was little im not jokeing!!!! my lil brother killed him long ago:((

  225. Anonymous Says:
    May 5th, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    I love this song it’s soo awesome it’s catchy

  226. Christinee Says:
    May 25th, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    I love bob the snail !!!!

  227. CHLOE Says:
    May 26th, 2012 at 4:06 am

    My brother showed me this on his PS3 using Youtube, hillarious!!

  228. kk Says:
    May 28th, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    try ‘pease dont p n the pool

  229. jenny Says:
    July 10th, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    i love this song it funny

  230. Monet Says:
    July 10th, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Love it

  231. Monet Says:
    July 10th, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    Ilove This song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  232. jenny Says:
    July 10th, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this song

  233. Beybladeking2012 Says:
    July 15th, 2012 at 12:26 am

    The slower ones best but once again a brilliant song :’D

  234. abc killa Says:
    July 21st, 2012 at 11:47 am

    i love this song

  235. mw3pro Says:
    July 21st, 2012 at 11:49 am

    i want cd

  236. PRO at MW3 Says:
    July 21st, 2012 at 11:50 am


  237. Oliviq Says:
    July 23rd, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    I love bob the snail but nothing beats the duck song

  238. EpicSwordsman47 Says:
    September 9th, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Made me cry and I’m an 11 year old guy

  239. :D animallover Says:
    September 10th, 2012 at 2:22 pm

    haha im 17 :) and i love all these songs 😀 😀 😀 😛 😛

  240. schoolgirls Says:
    September 18th, 2012 at 6:03 am

    we love bob!!!!!!!!!:)

  241. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 10th, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    I like the Regular Speed Vetsion better. Sorry, but you sound like you just sucked all the heilium out of a Ballone on the other one. :)

  242. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 10th, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    What did Bob say when he rode on the turtles back?

  243. Mackenzie Ziegler Says:
    December 2nd, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Wow i love don’t pee in the pool and i’ve got a pea their amazing

    December 9th, 2012 at 2:12 am


  245. bobs my fave snail 2! Says:
    December 15th, 2012 at 3:03 am

    lloovvvee it! me n ma mate sing it ALL DAY!

  246. bob Says:
    December 15th, 2012 at 8:51 am


  247. bob Says:
    December 15th, 2012 at 8:51 am

    who likes this song

  248. bob Says:
    December 15th, 2012 at 8:52 am

    hello is any one gonna talk to me

  249. Tishi we deh bout crazy gyul Rogers Says:
    January 14th, 2013 at 9:33 am

    what in the world who names a snail bob. but its cool anyway
    lms… if u like the bob song

  250. jabba da hut Says:
    January 15th, 2013 at 3:56 am


  251. catherine Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    I like youre regular voice its good…

  252. catherine Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    ARE YOU BRITISH? u sound like it…

  253. Bryant Says:
    January 21st, 2013 at 1:03 am

    Only sort of British on a few songs. :)

  254. george Says:
    January 31st, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    i smell his shell

  255. Jane Says:
    February 16th, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    ha! ha! ha! ha! so Funny help me I cant breath its so funny

  256. Victoria Says:
    March 17th, 2013 at 11:14 am

    I Love The Please Don’t Pee In The Pool Song

  257. Victoria Says:
    March 17th, 2013 at 11:15 am

    How About Bob The Snail.

  258. Victoria Says:
    March 17th, 2013 at 11:18 am


  259. Micahel Says:
    March 28th, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Is there a TAB for this song?

  260. EPICSTEEL Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 3:32 pm

    Awwwwww. Cute love this song

  261. Sr. Blank Says:
    April 4th, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    I like the faster version better….but the slow one is great for night time!!!

  262. jaxMaros Says:
    April 29th, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    You must really love that snail

  263. Guess who Says:
    May 10th, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    I love snails. I think they’re fun to watch. I used to have a snail… *sigh*

  264. Freya hawken Says:
    May 11th, 2013 at 8:13 am

    This song is awesome!!!!!!!!’
    It’s definitely my favourite!!!!!!!!

  265. Christian Says:
    May 12th, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    first of all,nice english accent,2nd of all,what do you expect from a snail!?

  266. ILOVEBRYANT101 Says:
    May 19th, 2013 at 8:25 am


  267. Noopa Says:
    June 5th, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    My gramps was singi it

  268. Julia Says:
    July 17th, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    Bob the Snail (faster version)is my favorite out of your songs! :) <3

  269. Day Says:
    August 31st, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    I love this song, but I like the original version better.

  270. Anonymous Says:
    September 30th, 2013 at 11:46 am

    hahahahaaha tooo funny

  271. Gwen Says:
    October 20th, 2013 at 9:01 am

    i’m 10 and i always call my mom and dad to my room and sing like,, 5 of your songs, I LOVE YOU BRYANT <3

  272. Bryant Says:
    October 21st, 2013 at 4:15 pm

    Thanks Gwen

  273. Neocube Says:
    October 22nd, 2013 at 8:11 am

    I’m 10 and All your Songs r GREAT!!!! =) Plz make mor!

  274. Neocube Says:
    October 22nd, 2013 at 8:11 am

    I like the high speed version better :)

  275. HawkEye Says:
    December 6th, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    I played a game called Bob the Snail, lol 😀

  276. Says Says Says Says Says Says:
    April 23rd, 2014 at 1:52 pm


  277. Two Sisters and Two Fans Says:
    April 26th, 2014 at 4:14 pm

    Our friend has a snail and kisses it!!!!!!

  278. the #1 fan Says:
    September 25th, 2014 at 5:17 am

    You are the funniest guy on youtube dude and your really creative

  279. Bryant Says:
    September 27th, 2014 at 3:26 pm


  280. teen titan Says:
    November 24th, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    love your songs

  281. teen titan Says:
    November 24th, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    this song is stuck inside my head and i cant get it

  282. Bryant Says:
    December 1st, 2014 at 12:30 pm


  283. Ellen Says:
    July 2nd, 2015 at 7:39 pm

    I think your “normal” voice has much depth and character to it…..more so than when you “speed your voice up”…….. Just saying…… Secondly, I love these songs! They have lightened my spirits, and brought deep laughter! We can always use more of this! Thanks so much for sharing your gift to bring joy to others, young and old alike!

  284. Millie says awesome Says:
    October 1st, 2015 at 11:00 pm

    Hello Bob


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