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If Our Love Was an Outhouse – A funny love song

Here’s the Youtube video for If Our Love Was an Outhouse.

I get this guy’s sweet heart isn’t very happy with him right now 🙂   The guitar chords and lyrics are under the video.

Here are the guitar tabs and lyrics to If Our Love Was an Outhouse.

1st fret  GCD

G                                                               C
If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
G                                                          C
If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground
G                                            C
If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
G                              C                           D                                    G
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit
G                                           C
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
G                        C                              D               G
Since I forgot your birthday it’s the least I could do

CHORUS:
C                                   D
I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
C                   D           C                   D        G
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in

If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time I’ll notice your brand new hair dew

I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in

If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I MISSpelled your name on my two new tattoos

But I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in

If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbeque pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Don’t thank me just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey you’re sweeter than bathtub mildew

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68 Responses to “If Our Love Was an Outhouse – A funny love song””

  1. Lovely girl Says:
    September 5th, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    I am thinking I should sing this to my boyfriend!!(: I really love him and love the songs too.. So keep the funny love songs comeing:P

  2. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 13th, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    Thank you! And your in DEEP DOODOO! XDXDXDXD

  3. Floppy Turtle Says:
    October 10th, 2012 at 3:33 pm

    Love it!!!!!!! Perfect way to get children interested in the elements of music using songs like this.

  4. CFBDSIR2149 Says:
    January 4th, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Why a tattoo?

  5. CFBDSIR2149 Says:
    January 4th, 2013 at 11:16 am

    How come you don’t post sheet music? It ain’t makin sense to me.

  6. CFBDSIR2149 Says:
    January 4th, 2013 at 11:21 am

    Was the lizard part based on the misconception that lizards are slimy? Turkeys don’t fly far, so why turkeys? And why not add “As long as hydrogen has no neutrons,”?

  7. catherine Says:
    January 20th, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    A turkey cant fly…

  8. SchmittyWerbenJaegerManJenson.. I Am Number One! Says:
    January 25th, 2013 at 6:00 pm

    I Love This Song So Much!
    I Sang It To My Boyfriend And He Loved It!
    By The Way, Don’t Let My Name Decieve You,
    I Am In Fact A Girl! Haha(:

  9. none ya Says:
    February 27th, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    so cute love it 😉

  10. Molly Says:
    June 28th, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    I love this song! I don’t have a boyfriend but if I ever do I’ll sing this song to him. I’m a good singer!

  11. Christian Says:
    October 20th, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    If your love IS as deep as the doodoo you’re in,You must be in deep doodoo

  12. Awesomer Says:
    November 5th, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    This is so funny! 😉

  13. Hi Says:
    November 22nd, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    That was awesome I don’t love anyone

  14. Mittengruber Says:
    February 13th, 2014 at 7:28 am

    its funny no!

  15. Two Sisters and Two Fans Says:
    April 21st, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Bryant, we love you as deep as the doodoo we’re in

  16. Bryant Says:
    April 21st, 2014 at 6:46 pm

    Thanks! I’m glad you two sisters are fans!

  17. darkstar Says:
    November 8th, 2014 at 7:49 am

    lol! soooooooooo funny!

  18. Anonymous Says:
    April 19th, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    ahhh

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