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If Our Love Was an Outhouse – A funny love song
Here’s the Youtube video for If Our Love Was an Outhouse.
I get this guy’s sweet heart isn’t very happy with him right now 
The guitar chords and lyrics are under the video.
Here are the guitar tabs and lyrics to If Our Love Was an Outhouse.
1st fret GCD
G C
If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
G C
If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground
G C
If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
G C D G
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit
G C
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
G C D G
Since I forgot your birthday it’s the least I could do
CHORUS:
C D
I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
C D C D G
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in
If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time I’ll notice your brand new hair dew
I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in
If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I MISSpelled your name on my two new tattoos
But I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo I’m in
If our love was a camel it wouldn’t much spit
If our love was an outhouse it would smell like a barbeque pit
I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Don’t thank me just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey you’re sweeter than bathtub mildew
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43 Responses to “If Our Love Was an Outhouse – A funny love song””
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Section: Funny Songs
February 17th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
i love it so much i showed like everyone at school
February 19th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
MAKE MORE SONGS BRYANT ODEN
February 20th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
those songs were the BOMB l
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February 21st, 2010 at 6:40 am
Awesome i like turkeys AND i have a pet lizard
awesoem song bryant. keep em coming
February 21st, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I love your songs! keep creating more, i will buy them all!!!!
February 22nd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
My school has a school today and this is the one song i love to listen to on a snow day!
February 24th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
This is so funny!!
I’m going to sing it to my X boyfriend!!!
LOL’z
February 24th, 2010 at 8:13 pm
this would make hillbilly lovers drool!!
(I love you Bryant Oden!)
March 4th, 2010 at 7:29 am
I-LOVE-YOUR-SONGS-I-LOVE-YOU-please-dont-stop
March 8th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
hi Bryant :O)
within 24 hours, i knew this song by heart.. maybe there’s a part of me that’s hillbilly :O)
the chorus especially makes me sing loud and strong.. i met you around my 60th birthday march 13 2009.. it’s been a fun year singing and dancing your songdrops.. thank you for sharing your passion..
suzanne :O)
March 10th, 2010 at 10:49 am
<3 ur songs! my favorite is the original songdrops song!
March 12th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
i had my birthday i turned 9 please say happy birthday plyz!
March 12th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
my fave is i got a pea plyz make a birthday song
March 12th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Happy 9th birthday! Thanks for liking Songdrops. ~Bryant
March 16th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
your songs are the best!!!! Me and my fiends are singing the duck song for our school talent show!!!! Hope we win!!!
March 17th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Love. nice.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
April 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I love u as deep as the doodoo i’m in thats funny
April 4th, 2010 at 7:33 pm
LOVE IT!!!! Its totally Alexa’s and Kaden’s song!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!!
April 19th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
uhhhhhh is it romantic?
I dont get it.
BUT IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
May 1st, 2010 at 4:30 pm
It is a redneck love song I wouldknow cuz my boyfriend sang this to me three days ago and lets just say he is in VERY deep doodoo!!!
July 15th, 2010 at 10:10 am
i love it it is so funny
July 20th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
haha its so cute
August 10th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
if our love was a skunk butt. . .
September 8th, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Love it!My friends and I sing I Got A Pea like EVERYDAY!Keep making BTW,love this sing(hillbilly or not) definetly showing my friends your songs.GOOD LUCK!
September 29th, 2010 at 11:44 am
funny
December 20th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
omg love the songs me and my brother are big fans your songs are halarious sooooo keep making em ohh and i love if your love was an out house great job and your awesome!:)
December 20th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
omg love the songs me and my brother are big fans your songs are halarious sooooo keep making em ohh and i love if our love was an out house great job and your awesome!:)
January 5th, 2011 at 9:44 am
LOVE UR SONGS!!! Where do you get the inspiration? That would be so funny if you got them on a radio station!!! LOL
January 22nd, 2011 at 6:41 pm
GOLD out house
March 29th, 2011 at 12:10 pm
This song is brilliantly written and hilarious too! One of my favourites.
March 31st, 2011 at 7:31 pm
luv it
May 13th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
it’s funny but just one thing, WHY AN OUTHOUSE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 7th, 2011 at 10:34 am
i tell everyone at school to go on songdrops.com and now at lunch everyone sings and hums bryant oden songs!
July 8th, 2011 at 7:33 am
i luv u as deep as the doodoo im in
August 3rd, 2011 at 3:31 pm
this song is like so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s sooo HILLAAARRRIIIOOOUUSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love the “smell like a barbeque pit” part. i was singin it 2 my mom and i totally scared her she thought i was gonna say the word
September 10th, 2011 at 8:59 am
hehe
September 11th, 2011 at 7:38 am
i like this
September 22nd, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Funniest Song Ever!!!!!!!!!
October 5th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
i really love it so much dear………………..
October 11th, 2011 at 10:24 pm
actualy turtles can swim its tortioses that cant.
January 7th, 2012 at 10:00 pm
this is one of my favorite songs on this website!
February 2nd, 2012 at 6:37 pm
THIS SONG MAKE MY DAY BYRANT!!!!!!thanksssssss