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If You Were a Nose Nugget I’d Pick You First

Here’s the video for If You Were a Nose Nugget I’d Pick You First

This song started coming to me a few days ago, and I came back to it today and finished it. I went ahead and recorded it tonight, because it felt like with this song, if I didn’t do it now, it might not ever happen.


Lyrics and Guitar Chords:

( capo wherever it works for your voice)

Intro:
G D G

G                                                C
If you were a nose nugget I’d pick you first
G                                                     C            D
If you were a nose nugget I’d pick you first
G
If you were a nose nugget
C
And I needed to unplug it
G                           D                G
If you were a nose nugget I’d pick you first

If you were a library book I’d check you out
If you were a library book I’d check you out
If you were a library book
I’d give you a second look
If you were a library book I’d check you out

CDG

If you were an old smelly shoe I’d look into your soul
If you were an old smelly shoe I’d look into your soul
If you were an old smelly shoe
I already said what I would do
If you were an old smelly shoe I’d look into your soul

If you were a transplant surgeon I’d give you my heart
If you were a transplant surgeon I’d give you my heart
If you were a transplant surgeon
Then you could help my heart stop hurting
If you were a transplant surgeon I’d give you my heart

CDG

If you were a cute little puppy I’d take you for a walk
If you were a cute little puppy I’d take you for a walk
If you were a cute little puppy
And you had to take a little dumpy
If you were a cute little puppy I’d take you for a walk

[back to verse 1]


Page topic: If I were a nose nuggest I’d pick you first- by Bryant Oden

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50 Responses to “If You Were a Nose Nugget I’d Pick You First””

  1. im first!!! Says:
    January 10th, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    lol cute

  2. grace Says:
    January 11th, 2011 at 10:10 am

    u r very werid

  3. mitchell Says:
    January 11th, 2011 at 9:18 pm

    lol funny

  4. loli Says:
    January 13th, 2011 at 10:17 am

    so cute

  5. Vyolet Says:
    January 14th, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    This song means that he likes someone.

  6. Me Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Lol cute funy lolololololololololololol!

  7. Chris Says:
    January 29th, 2011 at 11:43 am

    It sounds like a ukulele. Is it a ukulele?

  8. Kiera Says:
    January 29th, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Eh that was interesting lol but I like it!

  9. jedward lover Says:
    January 29th, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    brill

  10. Winx_ Fans01 Says:
    February 4th, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    nice songs except for the duck songs

  11. Winx_ Fans01 Says:
    February 4th, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    love I Got A Pea

  12. chew chew trains are cool Says:
    February 10th, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    aw so cute singin this to my BF next time i see him

  13. rhianna Says:
    February 13th, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    cool song im singing to my boyfriend soon

  14. Landon Says:
    February 26th, 2011 at 4:06 pm

    The funniest part about that is if you were a cute little puppy and you had to take a dumpy and your hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you should earn alot of ¢¢$$$$$$$$¢$$$$$$$$$¢¢¢¢¢ really you should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. lilaaaaayyyyy Says:
    March 11th, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    omg nose nugget hilarious

  16. LuLu Says:
    March 14th, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    OMG OMG OMG I JUST LOOOOOOOOVE THESE SONGS <3 <3

  17. Hannah Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    SOOOOOO cute!!!(nose nuggets!!! 😀 lol)

  18. Hannah Says:
    March 18th, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    I LOVE ALLL THESE SONGS!!!!!!! were did you get the idea for all these WONDERFUL songs?

  19. emma Says:
    March 26th, 2011 at 7:31 am

    ur beast dude i lov ur songs my fave is valentines day song

  20. hannah123 Says:
    April 2nd, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    nice and funny song dude:)

  21. Abc123 Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 am

    This song is funny

  22. Abc1234567dreyy Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 5:42 am

    This song is funny

  23. Abc1234567dreyy Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 5:48 am

    All of Bryant oden’s songs are rocking especially the I got to pea song

  24. Lyndz Says:
    May 2nd, 2011 at 6:58 pm

    Intersting…. If my crush sung that to ME, i’m not sure if I would take it as a compliment or a…not a compliment. It’s still a funny song, though.

  25. olayemi Says:
    May 4th, 2011 at 5:38 pm

    im using this

  26. Jade Says:
    May 17th, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    WOW cute song. I wish i had the guts 2 sing this to a boy i like.

  27. none of your beeswax Says:
    May 22nd, 2011 at 8:36 am

    my puppy has to take a dump now!!! curse you bryant!!!

  28. none of your beeswax Says:
    May 22nd, 2011 at 8:37 am

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. 100% Cows Says:
    June 9th, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    AWW!!! I would want my way future husband to sing this to me when he perposes!

  30. igetconfused Says:
    June 17th, 2011 at 3:52 am

    A tip for the kids: DONT pick your nose, no matter how hard it is to resist. Fight the pain

  31. beans Says:
    July 14th, 2011 at 12:28 am

    that was random…..D: the disturbing thing is the nose nugget (chucks in bucket)

  32. google Says:
    July 19th, 2011 at 10:01 am

    i agree with melon head

  33. Me!!! Says:
    September 16th, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Oh!!! I just luv these songs ” sniff”

  34. Vyolet Says:
    October 25th, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    XD
    RANDOM!!!

  35. I LOVE SONGDROPS Says:
    January 3rd, 2012 at 1:40 am

    I Made A Face I Did The 9 One Purpose Here Is The Face :-9

  36. I LOVE SONGDROPS Says:
    January 3rd, 2012 at 1:41 am

    🙂

  37. mr.waaazzzuup(aka oli) Says:
    January 29th, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    cute but sooooo gross title

  38. monkey Says:
    June 16th, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    i am a nose nugget

  39. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 17th, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    I dont think i need that info. And DEFFENITLEY not your HEART!!!!!!! 😀

  40. finley Says:
    December 28th, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    This is almost the weirdest love song to a person ever

  41. cupcake52384 Says:
    February 25th, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    its so weird

  42. Sweetie pie Says:
    March 12th, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    Nugget I had that for lunch today mmmmm

  43. Charming Llamas Says:
    April 30th, 2013 at 9:36 pm

    best love song of all time and I’m not being sarcastic

  44. Charming Llamas Says:
    April 30th, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    listen to Tacos

  45. TheName'sBob Says:
    May 6th, 2013 at 3:31 am

    haha, i’ll be using those as pick-up lines xD
    thanx

  46. ivy Says:
    May 6th, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    I love Song Drops

  47. Molly Says:
    June 29th, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    How sweet! I’m about to cry!

  48. darkstar Says:
    October 26th, 2014 at 7:57 am

    weird……..ill go on to the next song………..

  49. Anonymous Says:
    September 11th, 2015 at 11:49 am

    Interesting, do jazzup types

  50. Irovic Says:
    September 11th, 2015 at 11:50 am

    Nice

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