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I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues

Here’s the Youtube video for I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues

 

Song Credit: Song by Bryant Oden.

Lyrics to I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues:

I’ve got issues with your tissues   how you throw them on the floor
I’ve got issues with your tissues   please don’t do that any more
I’ve got issues with your tissues   that’s not what a floor is for
If you don’t take heed then I might need   to stick them on your door

2.
I’ve got issues with your tissues   and I wanted you to know
I’ve got issues with your tissues    you should put them where they go
I’ve got issues with your tissues   so the next time that you blow
Would it be a crime to take the time   to make sure they don’t show

C   Bridge
Everybody now and then     needs to clean their nose
But there’s really just one place    where that grossness goes
2nd time thru: [and that place is not between my toes]

3.
I’ve got issues with your tissues         I’m sorry to repeat
I’ve got issues with your tissues   when they meet my naked feet
I’ve got issues with your tissues   when they’re crumpled where I eat
To find them there or anywhere   is not much of a treat

4.
I’ve got issues with your tissues        I’m sorry to complain
I’ve got issues with your tissues    yes they’re really quite a pain
I’ve got issues with your tissues    Is it really such a strain
To do your best with my request     You’re driving me insane

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44 Responses to “I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues””

  1. maggie may Says:
    November 23rd, 2012 at 10:07 am

    hey bryant oden, i just wanted to tell you that i love your songs so much, i playy this game called animal jam and i spreaded around to go to songdrops.com under bryant odens name and listen to the funny songs! i hope you get more veiwers of your funny song talent! -maggie

  2. Meeble Says:
    November 23rd, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    Yay good song

  3. vx ella Says:
    November 27th, 2012 at 2:53 am

    3rd YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HOW LUCKY AM I THE CLOSEST I HAVE GOT TO 1ST.
    p.s. weird but good song

  4. Tazzy Says:
    December 6th, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    i looooooooooove your songs and i think they ROCK

  5. milly Says:
    December 8th, 2012 at 4:15 am

    i love it it learned me no to put tissues on the floor

  6. jessie 5847 Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    hi im new to this website just uploaded it to my favirote and Brynt Oden is my inspireation to song writing at home. I already have got my friends into this website they love it you will hear from them soon to comment! 😀

  7. anja 223 Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    hi jessie yes bryant is the best I now get my inspireation from bryant too ;D

  8. jessie5847 Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    hi bryant your the best my inspireation comes from you to my song writing at home in my bedroom and yes your the best ever 😀

  9. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 10:53 pm

    Do it! Do it! I want a tissue door! Yay im the 1st 6th of this song! Woo Hoo!

  10. milly Says:
    December 14th, 2012 at 10:42 am

    hi this song is really coming in handy for me like isaid further along th coments

  11. BRYANT ODEN ROCKS! :P Says:
    December 20th, 2012 at 3:00 pm

    I love your songs so much…I think that I’ve watched all of them. 🙂 But now I keep singing them and its annoying all of the other people around me! :s

  12. maddie says Says:
    December 26th, 2012 at 11:56 am

    nice

  13. madison anderson Says:
    December 27th, 2012 at 9:39 am

    ha ha

  14. miss supermodel Says:
    December 31st, 2012 at 1:49 am

    Lol great job

  15. merrnier Says:
    January 8th, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    😀 you are such good at coming up with these things 🙂

  16. gum lover Says:
    January 25th, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    u r supercalafragalisticekpealadochos

  17. Music Lover Says:
    February 16th, 2013 at 4:20 am

    I am a music trainer looking for fun songs to teach my students and I need to look no further as Bryant’s songs have kept me captivated and I played and laughed and played and replayed and giggled ……Thank you, Bryant! I love your songs!!! 🙂

  18. Got any grapes Says:
    March 28th, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE SONGS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  19. Got any grapes Says:
    March 28th, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    They r awesome!

  20. reba5657 Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 9:10 am

    awesome song love it

  21. Anonymous Says:
    April 17th, 2013 at 1:30 pm

    ha

  22. AWESOME GIRL Says:
    April 26th, 2013 at 8:34 pm

    Deary me.I keep repling and saying the same thing: I luv that song!
    You are the best

  23. Anonymous Says:
    May 15th, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    Just like my little bro for real lol

  24. Anonymous Says:
    June 1st, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    i luv this

  25. Molly Says:
    July 1st, 2013 at 1:47 pm

    Gross!

  26. super fish Says:
    August 9th, 2013 at 5:25 am

    IN THE BIN!

  27. kelly Says:
    November 14th, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    i like your song so good

  28. Mrs. B. Says:
    December 22nd, 2013 at 4:58 am

    This has made it to Number 1 to play my class next year! Thanks for all your fantastic tunes!
    no chords?! 🙁

  29. 1423 Says:
    April 8th, 2014 at 10:39 am

    i love it. i played twice.this is really for my brother

  30. ettolrahccharlotte Says:
    June 10th, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    i am going to sing that to my mom beacuse she does the same thing

  31. segun Says:
    July 23rd, 2014 at 2:30 am

    great job! and I want you to know I love ’em because it teaches moral lesson.

  32. zeke roch dude Says:
    September 14th, 2014 at 2:36 pm

    achh ooo

  33. Erica Says:
    November 9th, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    33RD! OH YEAH OH- Wait a minute? That’s not good! I CAN HAZ THE GRUMPYZ!

  34. Microsoft Sam Says:
    November 23rd, 2014 at 11:08 am

    Dear Bryant-
    The song “I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues” is quite funny. I showed this to my sister, and she laughed when it got to “If you don’t take heed then I might need to stick them on your door.” Thanks for such a funny song. 🙂

    I also want to say, your songs have humorous things in them. Make a longer version of this. Thank you for making me smile. 🙂

    On my computer, I have a document that has a few Songdrops songs on it, but is about 20 pages long. That is how much I love Songdrops. Thank you for this song and all the other songs.

    Sincerely, Microsoft Sam.

  35. Bryant Says:
    November 23rd, 2014 at 11:32 am

    Thanks much Sam. I’m glad you appreciate my songs.

  36. Microsoft Sam Says:
    November 25th, 2014 at 4:25 pm

    BTW I am not really Sam…
    ……………………..
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  37. Microsoft Sam Says:
    November 25th, 2014 at 4:26 pm


    So Bryant, how many songs do you think you will make in 2015?

  38. Microsoft Sam Says:
    November 25th, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    (PS The reason why this says I’m Microsoft Sam is because I like Microsoft Sam, even though I am not on XP or ME for Windows.)
    🙂
    Sincerely,
    Microsoft Sam!
    🙂

  39. Bryant Says:
    December 1st, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    I don’t know Sam. Let me get back to you in a year and I’ll tell you 🙂

  40. Bethany Says:
    December 4th, 2016 at 9:17 am

    I LOVE YOR WORK SO MUCH MY FAV IS THE COLOUR SONG
    I just wanted to say you have great talents and make so meny kids happy (including me)

  41. Bryant Says:
    December 22nd, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    Hey Bethany. THANKS. That’s really nice to hear. I appreciate it, and I’m glad you have fun with my songs! ~Bryant

  42. Spongebob lover Says:
    March 25th, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    I’ve seen grosser things than snotty tissues I’ve seen
    my? giving birth + my dog pooping
    out a tapeworm? sick yet?

  43. ? Says:
    May 30th, 2017 at 6:23 am

    Dear Bryant,
    I love your work your work…
    U the MAN

  44. Bryant Says:
    June 9th, 2017 at 8:36 am

    Thanks!

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