I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues

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Song Credit: Song by Bryant Oden.

Lyrics to I’ve Got Issues With Your Tissues:

I’ve got issues with your tissues   how you throw them on the floor
I’ve got issues with your tissues   please don’t do that any more
I’ve got issues with your tissues   that’s not what a floor is for
If you don’t take heed then I might need   to stick them on your door

2.
I’ve got issues with your tissues   and I wanted you to know
I’ve got issues with your tissues    you should put them where they go
I’ve got issues with your tissues   so the next time that you blow
Would it be a crime to take the time   to make sure they don’t show

C   Bridge
Everybody now and then     needs to clean their nose
But there’s really just one place    where that grossness goes
2nd time thru: [and that place is not between my toes]

3.
I’ve got issues with your tissues         I’m sorry to repeat
I’ve got issues with your tissues   when they meet my naked feet
I’ve got issues with your tissues   when they’re crumpled where I eat
To find them there or anywhere   is not much of a treat

4.
I’ve got issues with your tissues        I’m sorry to complain
I’ve got issues with your tissues    yes they’re really quite a pain
I’ve got issues with your tissues    Is it really such a strain
To do your best with my request     You’re driving me insane