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My Pet Monster (A funny song by Bryant Oden)

Here are the audio and YouTube video for the cute, funny song My Pet Monster, a Songdrops song by Bryant Oden.

Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

Please contact Bryant, through Songdrops.com, for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.  


Lyrics and Guitar Chords /tabs to the funny song: My Pet Monster

The chords are G Em Am D all the way through the song.


My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur

Sometimes I wonder why we get along yeah

My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur

When he burps it sounds like thunder


He’s hard to see unless you happen to be me

And even then he’s blurry cuz he’s so furry

The only time he’s really seen is once a year on Halloween

He tries not to look mean so no one screams and makes a scene

One line instrumental


He likes to climb trees, see the breeze free the leaves

And when it rains he       adds some of his own sneeze

Every time the snow falls he throws snowballs

And when the teacher calls guess where the blame falls



I clean my room everyday but it never stays that way

It’s a little game he’ll play he leaves my room in disarray

I do my homework every night I get most of the answers right

But by the morning light he hides it out of site

(intstrumental same length as chorus or half? I think whole)

He sneaks like a spy eats the last piece of pie

I try to deny but they wonder if I lie

Water on the bathroom floor open kitchen cabinet doors

I get in trouble more and more

What are you blaming me for?

Don’t you see? It wasn’t me. I already told you. It was:


Chorus  ending with

Sounds like thunder, I wonder should I get him another monster so he won’t get bored and make a lot more thunder


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88 Responses to “My Pet Monster (A funny song by Bryant Oden)””

  1. gyghghjbh Says:
    October 31st, 2011 at 4:35 pm


  2. Bluecheese Says:
    November 25th, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Wow! That was sooo cool!

  3. Bluecheese Says:
    November 27th, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    My brother does something sometimes, I say, “ooh! I’m gonna tell mom!” (big mistake) then he says “no! I’m gonna tell mom!” I see him run, then, uh-oh. Mom. I say I didn’t do it! But do I sometimes get in trouble, YES!!! ={

  4. bUbbLE$1282000 Says:
    December 8th, 2011 at 1:29 am

    my new favorite $ong

    December 21st, 2011 at 8:30 pm


  6. I Got A Pea Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    My Pet Monster Sharp Teeth Soft Fur When He Burps it Sounds like Thunder

  7. LA LAker fan Says:
    March 28th, 2012 at 9:39 am

    I love my pet monster its so awesome i think it so FUNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. iman Says:
    April 17th, 2012 at 10:13 am


  9. silver mist Says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    why do we get along

  10. silver mist Says:
    May 27th, 2012 at 10:45 am

    i want a monster!

  11. jaemara Says:
    July 6th, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    i have a dog just like that

  12. Amy Says:
    August 27th, 2012 at 4:04 am

    Cool!!l Lol!!!!!!

  13. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 13th, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    Huh, Thunder, must be him.

  14. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 16th, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I can see him im ME MYSELF AND I

  15. MississaugaChic Says:
    September 29th, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    this is such afunny song!!!!! its hilarious!!! i love it!!!

  16. Flu-Bird Says:
    October 7th, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    A funny song for halloween thats nice to

  17. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 8th, 2012 at 7:10 pm

    The instrumental was the same langth.

    I timed it. 😉 🙂

  18. kiwi252590 Says:
    November 9th, 2012 at 8:19 pm


  19. ASHLEY + RUDOLPH = :) Says:
    November 22nd, 2012 at 3:09 pm


  20. Meeble Says:
    November 23rd, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    My favorite on this website

  21. dez Says:
    December 27th, 2012 at 1:34 am

    i jammed out to this great job bryant

  22. dez Says:
    December 27th, 2012 at 1:36 am

    i wish you would put how yo play it on the piano i play the piano

  23. PeaceMaker Says:
    March 4th, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Hey Bryant…..can u give me a pet monster? 😀

  24. ACE276 Says:
    May 9th, 2013 at 6:18 am

    yeah me too!

  25. isha Says:
    May 18th, 2013 at 4:21 am

    very cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  26. jaxMaros Says:
    May 22nd, 2013 at 11:22 am


  27. Nicecubby Says:
    May 26th, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    I love these songs! 🙂

  28. Christian Says:
    June 16th, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    you get along with your monster?

  29. evan Says:
    June 18th, 2013 at 8:56 am

    i love all songs but this one the most

  30. haylee Says:
    July 19th, 2013 at 3:15 pm

    idk how he writes all of these some funny some not the bff song broght me an dmy bff back to get her thanks kenzie love you a lots

  31. super fish Says:
    August 9th, 2013 at 5:37 am

    yeah how do you come up with this stuff?

  32. Neocube Says:
    October 22nd, 2013 at 8:27 am

    Bryant, How do you get new ideas all the time? I write my own comics and I have a hard time thinking about new topics.

  33. Bryant Says:
    October 22nd, 2013 at 9:57 am

    Sometimes I run out of ideas for a while… I also have maybe 200 ideas started, not all of them worth finishing but hopefully some are…

  34. caleb Says:
    April 8th, 2014 at 8:38 am

    my pet monster is a zombe chikin he tid to et me 1 tim.

  35. Alice Says:
    August 3rd, 2014 at 11:42 pm

    Where do you get all the cool ideas from?

  36. kimberlyo Says:
    April 22nd, 2015 at 6:47 pm

    i love you songdrop

  37. kimberlyo Says:
    April 22nd, 2015 at 6:51 pm

    before i could rhyme it took me a looooooong time

  38. ... Says:
    May 31st, 2015 at 4:22 pm

    dis equal AWESOMENESS!


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