My Pet Monster (A funny song by Bryant Oden)

Here are the audio and YouTube video for the cute, funny song My Pet Monster, a Songdrops song by Bryant Oden.


Song credits:

Song by Bryant Oden

Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards, and background vocals.  ScottMartinMusic.com


Lyrics and Guitar Chords /tabs to the funny song: My Pet Monster

The chords are G Em Am D all the way through the song.

CHORUS:

My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur

Sometimes I wonder why we get along yeah

My pet monster sharp teeth soft fur

When he burps it sounds like thunder

V1

He’s hard to see unless you happen to be me

And even then he’s blurry cuz he’s so furry

The only time he’s really seen is once a year on Halloween

He tries not to look mean so no one screams and makes a scene

One line instrumental

V2

He likes to climb trees, see the breeze free the leaves

And when it rains he       adds some of his own sneeze

Every time the snow falls he throws snowballs

And when the teacher calls guess where the blame falls

Chorus

V3

I clean my room everyday but it never stays that way

It’s a little game he’ll play he leaves my room in disarray

I do my homework every night I get most of the answers right

But by the morning light he hides it out of site

(intstrumental same length as chorus or half? I think whole)

He sneaks like a spy eats the last piece of pie

I try to deny but they wonder if I lie

Water on the bathroom floor open kitchen cabinet doors

I get in trouble more and more

What are you blaming me for?

Don’t you see? It wasn’t me. I already told you. It was:

Chorus

Chorus  ending with

Sounds like thunder, I wonder should I get him another monster so he won’t get bored and make a lot more thunder

Chorus

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56 Responses to “My Pet Monster (A funny song by Bryant Oden)””

  1. mike sh-w Says:
    September 14th, 2010 at 11:48 am

    this is one of the best songs on here

  2. Happy Birthday Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 3:41 am

    Bryant Oden is the best song writer eva

  3. Karaboo101 Says:
    September 17th, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    totally

  4. bublly me Says:
    September 18th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    i looooooove this song its so cute and funny and i love the beat

  5. linday scott Says:
    September 22nd, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    CUTE!!!

  6. Vyolet Says:
    September 23rd, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    And Who gets blamed??? The blame always comes to me….My sister or brother does something.. the blame falls on me…. I DID NOT DO IT!!!

    ( Anyway, I love this song…)

    WASN”T ME!!!

  7. Connor Says:
    September 24th, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    The monster under my bed is nothing like that

  8. sissy Says:
    September 25th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    whatever;)

  9. Levh Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    your songs are so funny!my family just loves them.

  10. ryan Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    cool song and song drops is the best website and how do you put a video on song drops.com

  11. ryan Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    i love song drops so mush that i want to meet them next week!

  12. ryan Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    i know all the duck songs and i know i got a pea its just so cool and you have to make a song drops show

  13. ryan Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 7:42 pm

    hay its a day with NO SCHOOL! we just had a show i love song drops!

  14. ryan Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    i love i got a pea

  15. Dalilah Says:
    October 25th, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    dis song powns….

  16. Vyolet Says:
    October 27th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    I Love this song…… now I’m not scared of any monster!

  17. george Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 3:48 am

    i love this

  18. george Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 3:54 am

    i like before i could rhyme

  19. marsey jr Says:
    November 11th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    i wish i had a pet monstor i think i seen him on halloween night dont worrie i didnt scream didnt make a scean i was just fine :)

  20. songdrops fan Says:
    November 15th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bryant Oden is the best song writer eva and he just is awesome

  21. sadie Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 8:03 am

    hi its sadie. i luv this song even my dog dances to it. THIS SONG IS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  22. Anonymous Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 8:17 am

    love all the songs!!!!!!!

  23. snack Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    i love this song …and about the homework its another excuse!

  24. sophia Says:
    November 21st, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    this song is horrble.

  25. lizard gizzard Says:
    November 24th, 2010 at 6:16 am

    this song is awesome. i have a pet monster that lives under my sisters bed named hank

  26. proe Says:
    January 8th, 2011 at 8:14 am

    LOL i love this song

  27. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Says:
    January 25th, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    cool!

  28. sammie Says:
    January 28th, 2011 at 8:47 am

    i am 13 and love this dude
    LOL

  29. isaac Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 10:54 am

    this song is awsome!!!!!!!!!!!
    its the best song i’ve ever herd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. annie Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 11:05 am

    this song is awsome

  31. crazy (isaac) Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 10:50 am

    sweet someone commentid!!!!!!!
    lol??????

  32. Nickelodeon Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    i got to pea

  33. bunny10 Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    i love this song…it kinda reminds me of me!!!..in a good way

  34. MONSTER MAN Says:
    March 23rd, 2011 at 3:38 am

    THE SONG IS EPIC BUT DO IT WITH OUT THE SINGING
    :0

  35. someone unknown named Tristan Says:
    March 26th, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    I love the music it is almost clasical. Bryant Oden should do an instrumental of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. bob the snail #1 fan Says:
    March 27th, 2011 at 10:51 am

    where do you get such amazing ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  37. MONSTER MUNCHERS Says:
    March 30th, 2011 at 2:22 am

    AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  38. MONSTER MUNCHERS Says:
    March 30th, 2011 at 2:23 am

    COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. songdropsrocks Says:
    May 10th, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    i have a pet monster! his name is bob. he is about 6ft and he ate the last piece of PIE! WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY BOB WWWWWWWHHHHYYYYYYY?

  40. Dude Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    does any one know what the original song was to this parody

  41. Bryant Says:
    May 19th, 2011 at 3:18 pm

    It’s an original tune, not a parody.

  42. gabrielle Says:
    June 3rd, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

  43. someboby Says:
    June 28th, 2011 at 8:57 am

    I wish I had a pet moster.

  44. awesome kid Says:
    July 5th, 2011 at 8:40 am

    if i had a pet monster, i would name it jim-bob. that would be cool. ^.^

  45. Anna Says:
    August 27th, 2011 at 12:50 am

    I want a pet monster now!!! :’(

  46. emily :O) Says:
    September 13th, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    This song is almost better than the duck song!
    Now i am going to have THIS song stuck in my head!

  47. max Says:
    October 22nd, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Anonymous Says:
    October 23rd, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (thunder noise)

  49. Adambarrettlover Says:
    October 27th, 2011 at 3:18 am

    I LOVE SONGDROPS!!!!!!!!!!

  50. x Says:
    October 29th, 2011 at 10:41 am

    i did it for halloween at school. yes the hole song

  51. gyghghjbh Says:
    October 31st, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. Bluecheese Says:
    November 25th, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    Wow! That was sooo cool!

  53. Bluecheese Says:
    November 27th, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    My brother does something sometimes, I say, “ooh! I’m gonna tell mom!” (big mistake) then he says “no! I’m gonna tell mom!” I see him run, then, uh-oh. Mom. I say I didn’t do it! But do I sometimes get in trouble, YES!!! ={

  54. bUbbLE$1282000 Says:
    December 8th, 2011 at 1:29 am

    my new favorite $ong

  55. BECCAISAWSOME Says:
    December 21st, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    OMG SHARP TEETH AND SOFT FUR!!
    OMG BURPS LIKE THUNDER!!!

  56. I Got A Pea Says:
    January 25th, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    My Pet Monster Sharp Teeth Soft Fur When He Burps it Sounds like Thunder

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