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Please Don’t Pee in the Pool. A funny Bryant Oden song
Here are the audio and Youtube video for the fun song Please Don’t Pee in the Pool
Song by Bryant Oden
Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs:
Here are the lyrics and guitar chords to Please Don’t Pee in the Pool.
You can capo to any fret that works for you. I recorded it without a cabo, just using the chords GCD. But the pitch is different on the recording because it’s sped up…
Please Don’t Pee in the Pool:
G C
This is a very important message
G C
Please listen closely to this song
G C
Even if you disagree with me
G D
Even if you think I’m wrong
D G C
Please don’t pee in the pool
C G D
Listen to me, that’s just not cool
D G C
If you only follow this one rule
C G D G
Listen to me please don’t pee in the pool
If you have to go to the bathroom
Here’s a thought: why not do that in the bathroom
Don’t you worry you’ll be back soon
In the clean clear water that you didn’t ruin
Please don’t pee in the pool
Listen to me, that’s just not cool
If you only follow this one rule
Listen to me please don’t pee in the pool
People swim to have fun and be mellow
That’s hard to do when the blue is mixed with yellow
So when you’re through with water, juice or jello
Please keep the pool fun and mellow without yellow
Please don’t pee in the pool
Listen to me, that’s just not cool
If you only follow this one rule
Listen to me please don’t pee in the pool
Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, all keyboards and background vocals. ScottMartinMusic.com
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Section: Funny Songs
May 29th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
cool song
May 31st, 2010 at 12:19 am
hi this a awesome song
June 2nd, 2010 at 7:00 pm
When is this song going to be available on iTunes! I’d LOVE to buy it!
June 3rd, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Thanks. Maybe 1 or 2 months…. When I have a few more recorded I’ll put them on itunes together as “Extras 3″…
June 3rd, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I’m Only 8,and I’m Loving ” Please don’t pee in the pool”. LOVE IT
June 3rd, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Me and my sister love youtube, and found,”The Duck Song”. Me,Am 8,and my sis, 4, loved that song,so we bookmarked it. I sill hear it in my head,”Got any glue?”
June 3rd, 2010 at 5:19 pm
that so funny
June 5th, 2010 at 3:57 am
hilarious. very good
loved it
June 11th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
hahaha
June 16th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Weird song
June 18th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
OMG
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAH… I almost peed when I first herd this song.
HILARIOUS
June 24th, 2010 at 6:31 pm
So funny! Great- someone peed in the pool!:)
June 27th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
HILARIOUS! Please don’t pee in the pool? IT’s stuck in my head!
June 30th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
cool
July 1st, 2010 at 11:12 am
most funniest song EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 11th, 2010 at 8:04 am
please don’t pee in the pool is really funny and help full i showed it to my little cousin and she doesn’t pee in the pool in the pool
July 12th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
THIS IS MY FAV SONG I LOVE THIS SONG PERFECT FOR MY COUSIN
July 13th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
OMG such a funny song
July 13th, 2010 at 5:04 pm
i learned this whole song and im gonna sing it in florida to annoy my brother
July 15th, 2010 at 11:23 am
ha ha this song is so funny lol i almost peed
July 31st, 2010 at 11:37 am
I love song!
August 1st, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I should have told my friend she peed in the pool
August 2nd, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Sereously I LOVE YO SONGS!! I HAVE THEM ON ME IPOD!!
I fall asleep listening 2 ”honey bear”
August 7th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
ha
August 9th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
this song is so funny when is it going to be on i-tunes I would so buy it
August 9th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
hola
August 11th, 2010 at 8:27 am
this song is so true
August 16th, 2010 at 1:55 am
this is a great song, my teacher showed it to me! Mrs. I is awsome!
August 18th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
This song is great I sing it all the time with the kids that I watch.
Remember Peals don’t pea in the pool ;P
August 18th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
haha I AGREE!
August 19th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
I will never pee in the pool ever again thanks to this song! I am going to buy this CD, and bring it and a radio and a bullhorn next time I go to the pool! LOL!!!!!!
August 20th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
This is a very cool song song and very catchy i carnt stop singing it now i’ve heard it !!!!!
August 23rd, 2010 at 11:48 am
i cant stop laghing its so funny
August 27th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
That was the best song in the world so please don’t
pee in my pool. I Think you should go to youtube
and go 2 tatertot456.
August 28th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
haha i <3 all of your songs Bryant !! these songs r the BEST !!!!
August 31st, 2010 at 6:36 pm
That is so so so funny!!!
August 31st, 2010 at 6:43 pm
September 6th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
this is so funny i love your songs soooooo muuch!!!!!
September 11th, 2010 at 9:32 am
funniiii
September 13th, 2010 at 7:05 pm
not funny
September 13th, 2010 at 7:06 pm
just playin its funny
September 15th, 2010 at 10:15 am
Please dont pee im serios LOL
September 29th, 2010 at 7:29 am
I love your pea song it’s rellay funny. I also like your please don’t pea in the pool song it is also rellay funny.
October 1st, 2010 at 2:25 am
HI IAM 8 LOVE DONT PEE IN THE POOL
October 14th, 2010 at 9:30 pm
i like THIS song…!
October 15th, 2010 at 6:59 am
soooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
October 18th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
I wish this was on itunes
October 18th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
it should be on itunes by December 1st. ~Bryant
October 19th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
best rule ever explain that to my brother
October 20th, 2010 at 9:55 am
My mom is playing this at her public pool really loud 4 times a day when its busy XD
October 20th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
OMG i love your songs i sang the valentine one to my boyfriend and he loved it!!
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:58 am
i love the duck song MY MUM LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010 at 4:33 am
omg this sounds like something someone would make for charity lol its soo funny
October 30th, 2010 at 2:57 pm
NICE and FUNNY and CUTE I hOPE I DONT HAVE TO GET THAT SONG IN MY HEAD.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA blah
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:31 am
You are not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 4th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Its my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
November 9th, 2010 at 3:35 am
it was funny…hahahahahahahahahaha
November 10th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
itwasOK
November 13th, 2010 at 3:49 pm
hey we think that song is so good 3:)
November 13th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
IM GOING 2 PEE IN THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
November 13th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
November 13th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
IM AM GOING TO PEE IN THE POOL
November 18th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
LOL
November 23rd, 2010 at 4:02 pm
you should sing that to my sister
December 2nd, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Omj..this express how i feel in lyrical words? AWESOME!
December 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 pm
this and ringtone are my fravorite songs
December 4th, 2010 at 11:00 am
plus the valentine song and i gotta pea
December 20th, 2010 at 12:13 am
nice song man!!! like your sense of humor
December 20th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
epic
December 28th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
y r these songs so great?!? i love them sooo much!!!
January 3rd, 2011 at 3:56 pm
peaple please read this in the summer hes right listen to what this guy says plz dont pea in the pool
January 3rd, 2011 at 4:04 pm
cool song but really listen dont pee in the pool plz oh and if u r on clubpenguin come and find me im joyfull3 lol soo funny! peaces!!!!!!!!!!
January 8th, 2011 at 5:09 pm
lol (: (:
January 9th, 2011 at 9:41 am
i wonder if this is putting an importiant mesage into my head ?
cool song
January 10th, 2011 at 1:38 am
Ahhhhh… *drinking lemonade while swimming*
its fun to swim when……
*oops* (you know what happened)
January 20th, 2011 at 6:47 pm
not cool
January 22nd, 2011 at 6:01 pm
not cool my friend did it(^^^^)
February 1st, 2011 at 11:41 am
February 3rd, 2011 at 7:00 pm
i peeded in the pool lol just kidding
February 8th, 2011 at 11:49 am
I absolutley love all of the Duck songs they are soooooooooooooooooooo FANTASTIC Thanks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Much for creating Song dros xxxxxxxx
February 9th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
tTthis is the best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 12th, 2011 at 12:47 pm
i love this song
February 24th, 2011 at 1:38 am
i thought it was funny and you should right more funny songs.
My brother cracked up laughing.
P.S YOU ROCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like i gota pae and the tomato song and espesialy this song.
March 2nd, 2011 at 2:46 pm
i love this song
March 12th, 2011 at 3:27 am
cheezey i hate it
March 18th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
my friend told me about this song and I just HAD to hearit!!!!!
March 21st, 2011 at 5:28 pm
i pee in the pool you got a problem with that???
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:22 pm
i have been on a swim team for over 7 years now and my friend and i sing this everyday at our swim practice!!!!!! i love this song!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2011 at 5:25 pm
its so fun to annoy all of our friends!!!
April 6th, 2011 at 7:24 am
lol
April 16th, 2011 at 4:04 pm
I love bryant Odens he is my favorite song wirter
May 2nd, 2011 at 6:48 pm
So immature it is hilarous!
(thats just not cool!)
May 10th, 2011 at 9:28 am
there is something seriously wrong with this dude
May 13th, 2011 at 7:27 am
Best song ever.. And its so true..
(Listen to me, please dont pee in the pool) ! xD
May 19th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
lol.
June 1st, 2011 at 4:04 pm
i love this song and my friend does to
June 11th, 2011 at 10:55 am
Don’t worry, im cool and don’t pee in pools! Haha! great song!
June 12th, 2011 at 2:33 am
it is so,so,so,so,so,so,so fantasic
June 16th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!
This is such a cool song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAY JEL!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
I love this song! I was singing it with my pals who also love it!! Great Job!! This Song should be played before you go to a water park!! If you like this cheak out”I Got A Pea”
June 19th, 2011 at 11:58 am
your songs are the best ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t pee in the pool.if u go to a public pool u should sing this. I will to. you have inspired me.
June 21st, 2011 at 10:14 am
NOW I HAVE2 PEEE
June 29th, 2011 at 12:06 pm
lol funniest thing ever
July 3rd, 2011 at 2:38 am
i love this song so much its stuck in my head i cant stop singing it
July 19th, 2011 at 6:00 pm
i love your website its fabulouse my favorite song is the bff song
July 20th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
its halirious
August 6th, 2011 at 11:55 pm
THIS SONG LOVE THESE SONGS! Please dont pee in the pool is my fav song in this website.
August 7th, 2011 at 12:03 am
THIS SONG ROCKS. I LOVE IT. IT IS STUCK IN SIDE MY HAED.IT,S THE BEST SONG I CAN DREM OF.
August 16th, 2011 at 11:20 am
this is funny am 10 wen i was young peeed in the pool so sorry for peeing in the pee bryant oden lol!!!!!!!!:)
August 22nd, 2011 at 3:47 am
Amazingly funny and true
August 27th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
please don’t pee in the pool is an inspirational song to all toddlers and elementary begginers
September 10th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
i agree
September 14th, 2011 at 9:04 pm
mehehehe FOLLOW IT lol
September 15th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
That is a funny song and very good
September 15th, 2011 at 4:57 pm
crazzzzyyy :]::]
September 15th, 2011 at 4:58 pm
peeeooooople
September 20th, 2011 at 6:36 am
i luv this song!
i have a pool in my yard and a six year old brother.
September 23rd, 2011 at 7:19 pm
omg that song wus alsom .pleas dont pee in the pool i love the song alot that you guys sould make some more and be on TV.!!
September 28th, 2011 at 8:24 pm
I so love your music Bryant! I’m addicted to it!
October 10th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
i have never peed in a pool but seriously have you seen my pie???!!!!!!!!
October 14th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
Ya! I love ur songs Bryant!!! How ’bout some more love songs? Ya Bryant!!
October 20th, 2011 at 10:21 am
Ha!So funny! Good lesson too!:b
October 21st, 2011 at 2:18 am
I NEVER PEE IN THE POOL
October 23rd, 2011 at 1:36 pm
my favorite song is don’t pee in the pool and the duck song
October 25th, 2011 at 7:44 am
the best song in the world what about you?
October 25th, 2011 at 6:17 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this song is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thx for creating song drops xoxo luv u much bryant oden
October 31st, 2011 at 3:42 am
I
LOVE
THIS
WEBSITE!!
November 2nd, 2011 at 6:14 pm
that is so good i love that so fun
November 2nd, 2011 at 10:02 pm
this is a really good rule
November 4th, 2011 at 8:29 pm
i love this song ITS A VERY INPORTANT MESSAGE????!!!:)
November 11th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
Lol
November 12th, 2011 at 7:25 am
It’s funny! I don’t know why but it’s funny and it makes me smile.
November 13th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
it’s funny and it makes me smile
November 18th, 2011 at 8:15 am
Hi fans! I am not as famous as Bryant Oden, Respect goes to him xoxo
November 20th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Everybody will say grose and then an older person will say you have to go in the timeout and will spank you. then you would say opps do you want me to poop and pee in the pool then you sit in it. comment if you think this is funny! Thanks.
November 23rd, 2011 at 11:06 pm
tomorrow is thanks giving yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
November 27th, 2011 at 7:49 am
speaking of pee,gross.
December 2nd, 2011 at 8:23 am
all these songs rock
December 3rd, 2011 at 7:55 am
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SO FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 5th, 2011 at 11:14 pm
THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!!
December 12th, 2011 at 9:44 am
got any grapes bom bom bom x
December 12th, 2011 at 4:16 pm
Vylot your 1 year older then me im 7
WEIRD 
December 16th, 2011 at 7:45 am
PLEASE DONT PEE IN THE POOL, THATS JUST NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
This song is so halarious and we are 12 and 13!!!!
<3WE LOVE THIS SONG<3
December 29th, 2011 at 8:31 pm
wow funny song i would never thank of a song like that lol they did a good job
January 1st, 2012 at 6:03 pm
these songs are awesome!!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2012 at 8:14 pm
Woah Lots of comments! Jeez Bryant!
146th to comment 
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA (love the song)
January 17th, 2012 at 8:16 pm
ONE HUNDRED FORTY SIX (seven now) IN FACT ‘.’
January 25th, 2012 at 2:18 pm
):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):).that music is funny no it is not funny awsom
January 25th, 2012 at 9:43 pm
ha ha coolest song in the world i love it im soaking wet from the pool
January 25th, 2012 at 9:44 pm
and i neary peed in the pool
January 29th, 2012 at 6:49 pm
lol i sometimes do!