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a relaxing, soothing bedtime time song:

 

Please Don’t Pee in the Pool. A funny Bryant Oden song

Here are the audio and Youtube video for the original speed version of the fun song Please Don’t Pee in the Pool

And here’s the faster version:

Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

Please contact Bryant, through Songdrops.com, for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.  
Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs:

Here are the lyrics and guitar chords to Please Don’t Pee in the Pool.
You can capo to any fret that works for you. I recorded it without a cabo, just using the chords GCD. But the pitch is different on the recording because it’s sped up…

Please Don’t Pee in the Pool:

G                                    C
This is a very important message
G                                         C
Please listen closely to this song
G                     C
Even if you disagree with me
G                                 D
Even if you think I’m wrong

D                G                   C
Please don’t pee in the pool
C           G                             D
Listen to me, that’s just not cool
D       G                                C
If you only follow this one rule
C         G                            D               G
Listen to me please don’t pee in the pool

If you have to go to the bathroom
Here’s a thought: why not do that in the bathroom
Don’t you worry you’ll be back soon
In the clean clear water that you didn’t ruin

Please don’t pee in the pool
Listen to me, that’s just not cool
If you only follow this one rule
Listen to me please don’t pee in the pool

People swim to have fun and be mellow
That’s hard to do when the blue is mixed with yellow
So when you’re through with water, juice or jello
Please keep the pool fun and mellow without yellow

Please don’t pee in the pool
Listen to me, that’s just not cool
If you only follow this one rule
Listen to me please don’t pee in the pool

 


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227 Responses to “Please Don’t Pee in the Pool. A funny Bryant Oden song””

  1. kevin Says:
    March 14th, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    ha ha ha it was so funny i all most peed

  2. purple popcorn Says:
    March 21st, 2014 at 12:22 am

    that is so funny

  3. 1423 Says:
    April 8th, 2014 at 10:10 am

    ha ha

  4. ginger Says:
    April 8th, 2014 at 11:04 am

    this song is soooo awesome!!!:D

  5. Camp lover Says:
    April 11th, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    So true, I sing this with my Best friend. Keep writing, OK, Briant.

  6. Skunk man Says:
    April 19th, 2014 at 6:12 am

    Really a skunk sprayed a stink bug

  7. Bryant Says:
    April 21st, 2014 at 6:49 pm

    I’m glad you like them.

  8. Sock Monkeys Says:
    May 17th, 2014 at 5:35 pm

    Soooooooooooooooooooo stuipid !!!!!!!!!!! We will follow this FOVER!!! NOT WILL PEE IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@

  9. Sock Monkeys Says:
    May 17th, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    YEA PEE IN THE POOL PEOPLE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

  10. Emma Says:
    June 24th, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    I like your songs! My favorite is the mother’s day song. Really funny…

  11. Bryant Says:
    June 26th, 2014 at 9:57 pm

    Thanks Emma.

  12. isaac Says:
    July 1st, 2014 at 10:09 am

    i love all your songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Nekka Says:
    August 11th, 2014 at 4:27 pm

    I love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 They should play this song at every water park and pool.!!!!! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  14. TT Mama Says:
    September 12th, 2014 at 11:39 am

    please don’t pee in the pool!!!!!!!!!!im serious about this song

  15. Becca Says:
    December 26th, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    Love it!!!!!

  16. Zoe Qin Says:
    January 6th, 2015 at 4:48 pm

    Actually “Please don’t pee in the pool” song has taught my young siblings a lesson. While listening to this funny song, I pictured a naughty kid leaving a trail of yellow mixture while walking in the pool.

  17. Will Says:
    January 12th, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    *sniff* its… so… magic!

  18. Maja Says:
    April 30th, 2015 at 2:52 pm

    Kind of gross but I liked it and it has a good message.

  19. Kinkajou Says:
    May 21st, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    This song is the best.

  20. Joel Says:
    November 13th, 2015 at 11:11 am

    Lol lol lol!!!!!!!

  21. niles Says:
    February 12th, 2016 at 7:24 am

    I needa pee

  22. me Says:
    April 14th, 2016 at 4:23 pm

    haha! love it 🙂

  23. awesomeness Says:
    May 2nd, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    omg!so funny.It reminds me of myself when i was like what…..FIVE!

  24. awesomeness Says:
    May 2nd, 2016 at 2:24 pm

    Gross but Cool and Funny!

  25. Joe Says:
    September 4th, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Haha Don’t pee pee in the pool people

  26. Anonymous Says:
    November 22nd, 2016 at 11:09 am

    funny song

  27. Canster Says:
    March 5th, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    I love this song it sends a good message

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