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The Asparagus Song

Here’s the Youtube video for The Asparagus Song.

Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

Please contact Bryant for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.  

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44 Responses to “The Asparagus Song””

  1. caleb2891 Says:
    November 20th, 2011 at 2:06 pm

    1st to comment!
    Oh nose, Gee whiz!

  2. jade Says:
    November 21st, 2011 at 6:46 pm

    awesome! mustache monkeys!

  3. KAMRYN Says:
    November 22nd, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    i love this song! it keeps going on and on! do you use garage band?


  4. Bryant Says:
    November 22nd, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I usually use Logic, which is a fancier version of Garage Band.

  5. Pals Says:
    November 22nd, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Yhat was amazing

  6. Selena22 Says:
    November 23rd, 2011 at 3:33 pm

    that is so funny its kinda like supercalifragilisticexpialidosiouse

  7. Selena22 Says:
    November 23rd, 2011 at 3:34 pm


  8. joe mileski Says:
    November 23rd, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    the asparagus song is so fffffffunny

  9. Hannah Says:
    November 24th, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    I cant believe how long that took!

  10. will da beest Says:
    November 24th, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    i love yer songs!!!!! i love them soooooooo much i want ALL yer shirts and the CD too. you are my favorite person in the whole world. ever. if it werent for u, i wouldnt know my ABCs backwards, my planets OR hippopotomonstrosesquithedeliaphobia. thanks.

    got any grapes?

  11. will da beest Says:
    November 24th, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    oh and by the way, i also wouldnt know about 20 dumb jokes.

  12. Bluecheese Says:
    November 27th, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    Wow! We are kinda the same! People like that annoy me too!;) got any grapes?

  13. will da beest Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    thats right. hello bryant. u r my favorate person ever!

  14. willy Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    13,995 people submitted comments so far!wow! there are 7 million people in the world. thats around 500 songdrops fans!!! give or take. you rule! by the way,the dentist song was on a dentist commercial.you are awesome.

  15. willy Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 3:30 pm


  16. willy Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    14000 and counting! you rule!

  17. willy Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    14002. and by the way i made a mistake with my math. its around 5,700 fans!!

  18. willy Says:
    December 11th, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    oops actually 14004 comments. you rock!

  19. igetconfused Says:
    December 14th, 2011 at 3:42 am


  20. I love greyson chance Says:
    December 14th, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    this is awsome

  21. Megan and Ashley Says:
    January 2nd, 2012 at 11:24 am

    I love Bryant Oden songs they rock. ESPECCIALLY THE DUCK SONG Plz make more for me

  22. Melody Says:
    January 16th, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I like: I GOTTA PEA and THE DUCK SONG and BFFs and The CBA Song and MUSTACHE MONKEYS and I <3 your songs!!!

  23. Potate Says:
    February 5th, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    Dude, again you take something I don’t really like, and make it a riot!

  24. Potate Says:
    February 12th, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    Love the muted effect! Your normally,(uh, spedup) voice is even more hilarious.

  25. Robyn Says:
    February 17th, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I’m the 25th to comment! To that all I have to say is “Oh nose! Gee Wiz!

  26. teddy Says:
    February 22nd, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    it goes on and on.it’s very intertaning. I LOVE IT
    by the way i don’t like asparagus
    GEE WIZ!

  27. jackpoohead Says:
    March 12th, 2012 at 11:20 am

    i love this song

  28. bob Says:
    March 29th, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    great song

  29. Anonymous Says:
    July 3rd, 2012 at 6:03 pm


  30. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 10th, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Anonymous i love your comments, your so funny, when you want to be, i like to stop and read them. P.S. you are COOL!!!

  31. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 10th, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Too LONG!!!!!!!!!!!! You just don’t know when to stop:)

  32. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 16th, 2012 at 11:00 am

    TORTURE!!!!!!!! :O

  33. roy Says:
    September 28th, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    when will t end

  34. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 7th, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    It will end tomorow. Or in 2:30.

  35. MEGAN AGE 7 Says:
    February 23rd, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    searisly funny

  36. jonathan Says:
    April 10th, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    sooooooooooooo funny

  37. molly loves brady Says:
    June 16th, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    i always keep it going on to long!i always annoy my sister with this song!

  38. Christian Says:
    June 22nd, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    I’ll say.The song sounds recorded.

  39. Josh Says:
    August 27th, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    it sounds like the old people singing like back in the 60’s but i love this 😀


  40. cyrus Says:
    September 3rd, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    it sounds like he’s talking with a megaphone!!

  41. Me Says:
    May 23rd, 2014 at 7:12 pm

    Cool song Bryant Oden! Cool voice as well

  42. Christian Says:
    July 31st, 2014 at 11:45 am

    You always think it’s going to end, but then it keeps going…and going…and going…and going…and,well,you get the idea,right?right.

  43. Joelee Stokes Says:
    January 11th, 2016 at 10:57 am

    I love all of his songs! This one is really funny to trick my siblings with. Awesome!!!

  44. Bryant Says:
    January 31st, 2016 at 2:03 pm

    I’m glad you like my songs Joelee.


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