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The Dentist Song

It’s not always easy to sing after you’ve been to the dentist. Here are the audio and YouTube video for The Dentist Song. Lyrics and guitar tabs/chords are below

Song by Bryant Oden

 Here are the words and guitar chords/tabs

Capo if needed to whatever range works for you.

G                                                           C
I had to go to the dentist. I had to go today
                       G                            D
But don’t you worry. Everything’s ok
                         G                                                 C
I had to have a tooth pulled. So they gave me a shot
              G                              D                                   G
Soon my mouth will be working fine but right now it’s not
                                          C                                        G
Please don’t call me any names Please don’t make fun
                        D                                      G  D
it’s not easy to sing when your mouth is numb
                                          C                                         G
Please don’t call me any names Please don’t make fun
                         D                                   GCG
It’s not easy to sing when your mouth is numb

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96 Responses to “The Dentist Song””

  1. megan Says:
    March 30th, 2011 at 10:24 am

    the dentist song is so funny

  2. phoenix Says:
    April 6th, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    I like all of your songs,lol thier sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!

  3. phoenix Says:
    April 6th, 2011 at 3:28 pm


  4. phoenix Says:
    April 6th, 2011 at 3:28 pm


  5. Liv Says:
    April 16th, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    best songs eva on this website!!! my fav is dont be in the pool! 🙂

  6. Vicki Says:
    April 22nd, 2011 at 10:55 am

    haha i feel the same way after the dentist.

  7. nick Says:
    April 24th, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    dont you worry worry

  8. christopher Says:
    May 4th, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    dish ish sush a weish shong hesh shounds shweired i like it

  9. thao Says:
    June 12th, 2011 at 2:35 am

    but don’t you worry worry

  10. thao Says:
    June 12th, 2011 at 2:38 am

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm COOLCOOLCOOLCOOLCOOL

  11. bOiNG Says:
    June 29th, 2011 at 10:06 am


  12. beckyboobarb Says:
    August 26th, 2011 at 7:35 am

    lol i showed this to my friend before she went to the dentist and she got freaked out even more

  13. Awesomeness Says:
    September 17th, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    I did not understand a single word you just said… maybe you should wait till your mouths not numb to sing…

  14. cal Says:
    October 20th, 2011 at 1:19 am

    who sings these? they are really well done. haha i love this song.

  15. blessed Says:
    November 1st, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    IIIIIIIIIII love THE DENTST SONG.I hope that you write loads more dentist songs like the duck song!

  16. Coolman Says:
    November 23rd, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    It’s pretty ironic that the denist song is right below the cookie song.

    (Because those two just don’t mix!)

  17. katie Says:
    November 27th, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    my friends little brother made a song about a mean dentist; the dentist is so mean he makes my teeth turn green

  18. gift32 Says:
    December 3rd, 2011 at 7:49 am


  19. Boogerbutt Says:
    December 23rd, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    I’b habbing a reawy bab day.

  20. charlotte Says:
    December 26th, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    that was funny

  21. srimathi Says:
    December 27th, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    good song he he

  22. Amaya Says:
    April 28th, 2012 at 1:35 am

    It’s sooooooooooooooooooooo funny

  23. jade Says:
    May 4th, 2012 at 11:48 am

    it was great

  24. Billie Says:
    August 7th, 2012 at 6:43 am

    Did you really record this at the dentist?

  25. kayley Says:
    September 4th, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    this is a message for bryant oden can you make a song about fashion

  26. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 11th, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    OMG!!!!!!!!! I JUST LOST A TOOTH!!!!!!!!!!! REALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST A FEW MINNITS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  27. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 11th, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    I HAVE 6 TEETH GROING IN!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. truth teller Says:
    October 3rd, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    giggle giggle

  29. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 7th, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I lost another tooth a few days ago. And im older then 10!

  30. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    And by ‘older then 10’ i ment 11. I lost more teeth my record: 3 in a week! 2 in 2 days! Now i have 10 teeth growing in!

  31. Billie Says:
    December 17th, 2012 at 11:06 am

    I went to the dentist twice to get 4 cavities filled and they gave me shots in the mouth and weird numby candy. I love the dentist. 😀

  32. taylor Says:
    February 1st, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    i like this very much really much

  33. taylor Says:
    February 1st, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    i like it really much very much

  34. Afdnafcjsarsdm Says:
    May 24th, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    Is this like the middle of your bob he turtle voice (slow) and the taco voice? Cuz it doesn’t sound high or low. Nice song tho. DENTIST ON THE PHONE … … … RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!

  35. Bryant Says:
    May 28th, 2013 at 10:56 pm

    I don’t remember the song speeds, but good question… I’m glad you liked it anyway 🙂

  36. Christian Says:
    June 22nd, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    I feel so sorry for you

  37. Anonymous Says:
    November 3rd, 2013 at 7:14 am

    poor you i had to have five pulled 0w!

  38. tony Says:
    March 5th, 2014 at 2:02 pm


  39. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Says:
    September 16th, 2014 at 11:53 am

    I love this song

  40. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????:-);-)^_^????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????:-);-) Says:
    September 16th, 2014 at 11:56 am

    ^_^ so funny really awesome

  41. The-Person-Who-Can't-Be-Named Says:
    November 22nd, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    Ummm… I never had to talk like THAT before…



  42. katey Says:
    May 29th, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    love this song so much 😉

  43. sophie. Says:
    January 31st, 2016 at 4:32 am

    I read all the coments and herd that you
    sing the song then speed it up,but how the dentist song had a lowe voice?

  44. Bryant Says:
    January 31st, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Hi Sophie. That song is closer to my normal voice. I didn’t speed it up as much (Or maybe I didn’t speed it up, i don’t remember). You can also hear my natural voice pitch on I Got a Pea (Normal Speed Version), Bob the Snail, A Candle Burning, and a few others. ~Bryant

  45. sophie. Says:
    March 1st, 2016 at 9:27 am

    thanks, ill do that for yaa.

  46. Spongebob lover Says:
    March 25th, 2017 at 6:12 pm

    I’ve heard of of a evil dentist in France he mutated his patients and a evil doctor who was a drug dealer and all the patients overdosed on the medication and they’re in prison


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