New Funny Christmas Song:

The Planet Song

Here are the audio and YouTube video for The Planet Song


And here is another video, created by Rick Cina:

Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

Please contact Bryant, through, for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at  
Not long ago, at a conference of astronomers, after most members had left, a vote was held to remove Pluto from the list of planets. It passed.

It might make good scientific sense to change the definition of a planet, I don’t know. But I think Pluto should be “grandfathered in” and continue to be considered a planet. This song is dedicated to Pluto

Words and Guitar Chords


Lyrics and guitar tabs to The Planet Song

G         Em          Am                     D
Mercury Venus Earth mars and Jupiter
Saturn Uranus Neptune and Pluto
If you sing it’s not hard to remember
The names of the planets anywhere that you go

Some people say Pluto’s not a planet
What were they thinking when they voted to ban it



Page topic:
The planet song, by Bryant Oden.  Songs about the planets, science, astronomy, Pluto. fun and funny songs for schools

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80 Responses to “The Planet Song””

  1. you dont know me says Says:
    March 28th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fun fun fun fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. you dont know me says Says:
    March 28th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    love love love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. imCool Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 7:08 am


  4. Sabrina Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    i sang this song to my teacher & he loved it & he said he waz definatly goin to check out this website :)

  5. Jelly Tots Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 1:53 am


  6. Cheeseitup Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 6:15 am

    FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! Make even more, the’re great!

  7. rockanroll Says:
    April 8th, 2010 at 10:06 am

    I LISTENED 2 IT OVER AN OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! BRYANT U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

  8. megan Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 7:25 pm

    pluto is a planet cuz chuck norris says it is. if you say pluto isnt a planet then you must have a HUGE death wish.

  9. dreem Says:
    April 21st, 2010 at 5:44 pm


  10. lilbogitofun Says:
    April 21st, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    this stuck inside my head more than this song is stuck inside my head

  11. Katniss Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 6:19 pm

    These are the sweetest, most funny songs ever!keep up the good work!A Duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man…

  12. agent11 Says:
    April 30th, 2010 at 3:46 am

    lol funny

  13. aglashia Says:
    May 6th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    i agree, they shouldnt hve banned pluto they dont hve a right

  14. alyssa Says:
    May 8th, 2010 at 12:26 pm


  15. beth Says:
    May 22nd, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    bryant oden i love the planet song!!!!!!!!!!

  16. :D Says:
    May 29th, 2010 at 10:11 am

    luvinnn it! especially the ~”dentist song “and “this song is stuck inside my head” it really is stuck inside my head now!

  17. Katt Says:
    June 19th, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    lol thats so cute! <3

  18. vEa Says:
    June 20th, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    your songs are awsome!

  19. Ashlyn Says:
    June 25th, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    i love this song its so AWESOME i am in 4th grade and learned my planets in 1st grade and forgot them in 2nd grade thanks by by!

  20. Matthew Says:
    July 28th, 2010 at 5:33 am

    i love this song and it is going to me in my head forever

  21. anthony Says:
    August 30th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I totally agrey with u

  22. Tamara Says:
    November 8th, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    dude how many times do have to ay that ur awesome…….oh wait i know ill never stoppp weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

  23. bob Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 5:34 pm

    I totally agree dumb NASA, you can’t just say it is a planet, and then be like oh its not.
    PLUTO ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. kit kat b Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    i love pluto people cant just say its not a planet

  25. kit kat b Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    me and my sister listened to it so much i memorized it mercury ,venus,earth,mars jupeter,saturn uranus,neptune and pluto if you sing its not hard to remember the names of the planets anywhere you go some people say plutos not a planet WHAT WERE THEY VOTED TO BAN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. kit kat b Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 7:07 pm


  27. eddy lover-aka-Nicole Says:
    February 1st, 2011 at 8:07 pm

    Love the back roung music, i luv how for uranus, they say it like pea, haha LOVE YA

  28. luckystar16 Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    WTH Were they thinking 2 ban PLuto!?

  29. mystery girl Says:
    March 10th, 2011 at 10:55 am

    im doing this song for my school show, i never thought id find it here it’s so cool

  30. mystery girl Says:
    March 10th, 2011 at 10:56 am

    I 3< this song

  31. willy Says:
    April 16th, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    pluto is totally a planet it has a moon and an orbit and who cares if its small? i bet theres a planet the size of a marble. nasa is retarded

  32. Some dude Says:
    April 27th, 2011 at 6:15 pm


  33. olayemi Says:
    May 2nd, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    i have a test on friday and this help me learn the planets

  34. Jade Says:
    May 14th, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Poor Pluto. IT SHOULD STILL BE A PLANET!!!! THE PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO BAN IT ARE DUMB.*slams the mouse on the desk*. Luv your song anyway Bryant. Sorry, i get angrey easily.

  35. Mya Says:
    May 30th, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Funny :) :) :)

  36. banna7 Says:
    July 15th, 2011 at 4:13 am


  37. breanna Says:
    September 18th, 2011 at 10:47 am


  38. terror10 Says:
    September 21st, 2011 at 5:27 am

    Pluto is my favorite planet ever! GO PLUTO! GO PLUTO!

  39. Anonymous Says:
    September 23rd, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    the song of saturn

  40. demi Says:
    October 6th, 2011 at 7:08 pm

    I love this song

  41. girl11 Says:
    October 18th, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    This is the best song ever

  42. rory Says:
    October 19th, 2011 at 6:29 am

    wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee i love this song it is awsome!!!!

  43. the armadillo Says:
    October 21st, 2011 at 10:16 am

    what were they thinking when they voted to ban it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    favorite part!!! luv this!!!:)

  44. Alexis Says:
    November 8th, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    it is cool !!

  45. TarantulaTEP Says:
    November 14th, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    the one I learned was like
    mercury, Venus, earth, and mars,
    they are planets, there not stars,
    Jupiter and Saturn, they are vast,
    Uranus, and Neptune, the’re not last,
    Pluto is the very last one,
    six-trillion kilometers from the sun.
    (you sing it to the tune of row, row, row your boat)

  46. nyah b. Says:
    November 28th, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    well of course pluto is not a planet and yes they had to ban it

  47. EpicalMego Says:
    January 3rd, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    i agree pluto rocks

  48. Potate Says:
    January 31st, 2012 at 2:32 pm

    Nice electric rift on pluto. Yah, the whole pluto gets jipped is pretty silly.

  49. kayley Says:
    February 6th, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    I love this song its sooo cute my favorite part is WHAT WERE THEY THINKING WHEN THEY VOTER 2 BAN IT
    P.S. the guy that sung this said Uranus wrong

    March 7th, 2012 at 7:20 pm


  51. bubbles! Says:
    April 27th, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    hee hee hee HALARIOUS

  52. Anonymous Says:
    April 30th, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Pluto is my part in a play

  53. michelle Says:
    May 7th, 2012 at 10:18 am

    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this song!make more of songs.Bryant is an awesome song writer and singer

  54. me Says:
    June 15th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

    i do My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas

  55. the guy from mars! Says:
    July 2nd, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    I’m gonna show my teacher!

  56. ? dont know my name ? Says:
    September 10th, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    actully helps and im in 4th gr. ! thx bryant!!!!!!!! 😉

  57. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 17th, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    I never voted to ban it!

  58. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 17th, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    I like pluto. And i dont mean the dog


  59. CFBDSIR2149 Says:
    November 19th, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    Pluto is still a planet, just classified correctly as a dwarf planet. You need to write a song of all the elements of the periodic table.

  60. coco Says:
    November 24th, 2012 at 4:40 am

    ok if you think that that song was a bout planets say i

  61. Igetconfused Says:
    December 23rd, 2012 at 5:08 am

    LOL, try to do the same sort of song with a differnt solar system.

  62. mr. noodle Says:
    March 2nd, 2013 at 3:56 pm

    I AM MR NOODLE!!!!

  63. PeaceMaker Says:
    March 4th, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    “Sniffs” I miss Pluto already :(

  64. Proto... Says:
    March 5th, 2013 at 8:31 am

    Poor little pluto… sniff, sniff…

  65. Plutonian with plutonium Says:
    March 8th, 2013 at 6:15 am

    Apparently we don’t live on a planet well I say at least we aren’t destroying ours, the way your going you won’t have a planet either just like the Martians and the Venusians, but we WILL HAVE A PLANET! so hahaha

  66. I love This Songs Says:
    March 11th, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    Wow This helped me a Lot, im From Poland but this stuff is international, yes i think i will buy on ebay, Great Songs better than Rihaahahanana

  67. Poop ray 2 Says:
    April 3rd, 2013 at 7:20 am

    Pluto is a planet cuz chuck norris says it is . If you say Pluto isnt a planet then you must have a HUGE death wish.


  68. alicia Says:
    June 6th, 2013 at 3:02 am

    i love it!!!!!!!!!!and poor pluto

  69. monkey freek Says:
    June 7th, 2013 at 1:14 am

    mercury venous earth mars and jupiter…..
    it is a contagious song, odd song and i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    =) $$ @@ ## !! ^^ %% **
    — — — — — — — (faces)

  70. monkey freek Says:
    June 7th, 2013 at 1:20 am

    my teacher taught us how to play it on the ukulele

  71. Christian Says:
    June 22nd, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    I know, what WERE they thinking when they voted to ban Pluto

  72. Hannah Says:
    July 16th, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    Awesome song love all your songs

  73. ann Says:
    August 13th, 2013 at 4:08 pm

    super catchy. my one year old already memorizes this song.

  74. Gabriela says Says:
    September 11th, 2013 at 8:59 am

    it is really relay interesting am 10 but comes from school to watch it

  75. lilly j Says:
    November 11th, 2013 at 8:15 pm

    that is the best song i’v ever herd i am going to show it to my teacher his going to love it


  76. andryll Says:
    March 2nd, 2014 at 1:57 am

    cool song and awesome too

  77. Two Sisters and Two Fans Says:
    April 22nd, 2014 at 7:47 pm

    so cool and catchy

  78. owen Says:
    February 13th, 2015 at 11:09 am

    awesome cool!

  79. owen says Says:
    February 13th, 2015 at 11:10 am

    awesome cool!

  80. Susanna Lundgren Says:
    October 8th, 2015 at 1:49 pm

    They´re just BRILLIANT!! Thank you!


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