There’s a Cow in my Soup

Here’s the video for the song, There’s a Cow in my Soup.

Song by Bryant Oden

Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs to  There’s a cow in my soup

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You’ve been a great server
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Even though you’re busy
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My food is really nice and hot
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My drink is cold and fizzy
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There’s just one little thing
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I almost hate to mention
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Maybe someone in the kitchen
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wasn’t paying close attention…

CHORUS:
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Cuz there’s a cow there’s a cow
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In my soup in my soup
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That might be why that might be why
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It smells like it smells like cow
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There’s a cow there’s a cow
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In my soup in my soup
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If it’s not too much trouble could
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you remooooove it now?

I don’t have a problem with cows most of the time
When they’re outstanding in their field everything’s just fine
Maybe I’m just picky or not in a great MOOOOD
But I’m utterly unthrilled to have one sitting in my food!

CHORUS

I don’t know how it got there, it’s not a common thing
In fact this just might be the first cow in my soup I’ve seen
So I’ll believe you if you say it won’t happen again
But it’s eating all my salad and that just describes one end

[Bridge]
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I tried salt and pepper but my soup did not taste better
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Then I tried some hot sauce but that just made it wetter
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It’s hard to slurp your soup when it smells just like wet leather
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It makes me think why don’t cows shrink when they’re in rainy weather

CHORUS

It’s one thing to be driving and see some distant cattle
But to have one fighting for my bread is too much of a battle!
And by the way its tail just splashed into my drink
So now I think I’ll throw my drink with all its stink right down the sink

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There’s a cow in my soup, by Bryant Oden. Youtube video, guitar chords/tabs and lyrics.