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There’s a Cow in my Soup

Here’s the video for the song, There’s a Cow in my Soup.

Song by Bryant Oden

Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs to  There’s a cow in my soup

G

You’ve been a great server
C
Even though you’re busy
G
My food is really nice and hot
D
My drink is cold and fizzy
G
There’s just one little thing
C
I almost hate to mention
G
Maybe someone in the kitchen
D
wasn’t paying close attention…

CHORUS:
G
Cuz there’s a cow there’s a cow
C
In my soup in my soup
G
That might be why that might be why
D
It smells like it smells like cow
G
There’s a cow there’s a cow
C
In my soup in my soup
G
If it’s not too much trouble could
C           D                    G
you remooooove it now?

I don’t have a problem with cows most of the time
When they’re outstanding in their field everything’s just fine
Maybe I’m just picky or not in a great MOOOOD
But I’m utterly unthrilled to have one sitting in my food!

CHORUS

I don’t know how it got there, it’s not a common thing
In fact this just might be the first cow in my soup I’ve seen
So I’ll believe you if you say it won’t happen again
But it’s eating all my salad and that just describes one end

[Bridge]
C                                                    G
I tried salt and pepper but my soup did not taste better
C                                                     D
Then I tried some hot sauce but that just made it wetter
C                                                G
It’s hard to slurp your soup when it smells just like wet leather
D
It makes me think why don’t cows shrink when they’re in rainy weather

CHORUS

It’s one thing to be driving and see some distant cattle
But to have one fighting for my bread is too much of a battle!
And by the way its tail just splashed into my drink
So now I think I’ll throw my drink with all its stink right down the sink

CHORUS

 

There’s a cow in my soup, by Bryant Oden. Youtube video, guitar chords/tabs and lyrics.

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79 Responses to “There’s a Cow in my Soup””

  1. cassie Says:
    October 22nd, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    A cow says:Mooooooooooo.And a cow in my rooooooooom!

  2. christos Says:
    October 22nd, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    how can a cow be in soup?it’s to FAT!

  3. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 7th, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    It’s called Hamberger.

  4. ADDY123 Says:
    November 8th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    THIS SONG IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 12th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    I sang this at a pizza place.

  6. ME MYSELF AND i Says:
    November 12th, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Theres a soup in my cow and its delicis

  7. Billie Says:
    December 9th, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    You should’ve made it say UDDERly instead of utterly because cows have udders 🙂

  8. hi Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 9:58 am

    hi

  9. wolf girl Says:
    December 30th, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    When i saw this tital i had to listin to it LOL!!!

  10. English Teacher in Catalonia Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 1:49 am

    Another great song for teaching children English. Once again, I had to simplify it but a great song regardless. Thank you.

  11. qwerty Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 3:56 am

    umm…

  12. qwerty Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 4:44 am

    Wow its very fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. mooshkaroo queen Says:
    June 8th, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    lol mooshkaroos are like cows just red… its just something i made up a mooshkaroo is a red and have antleers, and thats what they would do too lol

  14. Anonymous Says:
    June 27th, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Love alll the songs

  15. Molly Says:
    June 28th, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    I love this song it’s funny

  16. anonymous Says:
    July 20th, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    so now i think i just might throw my dink with all its stink right down the sink!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. Layla Says:
    July 23rd, 2013 at 8:44 am

    All your songs are super funny! I like the color song. When I open the door hinge I see orange !

  18. Machia Says:
    July 27th, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    how big of a cow?

  19. Kamilya Says:
    March 20th, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    i love song drops

  20. 64 Says:
    January 24th, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    This Song Sounds Like The Homework Song

  21. pecer Says:
    January 30th, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    I like this song

  22. Simon Says:
    February 28th, 2015 at 11:56 am

    That… Was weird. How did the cow even fit in there?

  23. Angela Says:
    April 29th, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Out of the box! As all of your songs are! Funny, creative and a pleasure to listen to. Love this cow! Too funny! Thank you for sharing your talent!

  24. Angela Says:
    April 29th, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    Love your out of the box thinking! Creative, fun and entertaining songs. Thank you for sharing your talent!

  25. dijon mustard Says:
    August 6th, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    hahahahaha think about grenbeans…..yes, GRENbeans…also this is offensive to vegetarians! auhghhhhhhhhhhhhh i will have a waiter remove a “cow” (beef) from my soup ok ugh fucksociety

  26. dijon mustard Says:
    August 6th, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    i am ENRAGED!!!! I TYPES A COMMENT THAT WAS OVER A PAGE LONG AND submitted..wtf its not here in the comments..,…….im depressed now

  27. cow in my poop Says:
    May 7th, 2016 at 3:41 pm

    I love cows

  28. Rakky Takky Says:
    June 7th, 2016 at 11:16 am

    What?! This is nutz! I would waaaay rather have a pig in my soup than cow!

  29. Rakky Takky Says:
    June 7th, 2016 at 11:16 am

    cows stink

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