New Funny Christmas Song:

There’s a Cow in my Soup

Here’s the video for the song, There’s a Cow in my Soup.

Song by Bryant Oden

Lyrics and Guitar Chords/Tabs to  There’s a cow in my soup


You’ve been a great server
Even though you’re busy
My food is really nice and hot
My drink is cold and fizzy
There’s just one little thing
I almost hate to mention
Maybe someone in the kitchen
wasn’t paying close attention…

Cuz there’s a cow there’s a cow
In my soup in my soup
That might be why that might be why
It smells like it smells like cow
There’s a cow there’s a cow
In my soup in my soup
If it’s not too much trouble could
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you remooooove it now?

I don’t have a problem with cows most of the time
When they’re outstanding in their field everything’s just fine
Maybe I’m just picky or not in a great MOOOOD
But I’m utterly unthrilled to have one sitting in my food!


I don’t know how it got there, it’s not a common thing
In fact this just might be the first cow in my soup I’ve seen
So I’ll believe you if you say it won’t happen again
But it’s eating all my salad and that just describes one end

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I tried salt and pepper but my soup did not taste better
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Then I tried some hot sauce but that just made it wetter
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It’s hard to slurp your soup when it smells just like wet leather
It makes me think why don’t cows shrink when they’re in rainy weather


It’s one thing to be driving and see some distant cattle
But to have one fighting for my bread is too much of a battle!
And by the way its tail just splashed into my drink
So now I think I’ll throw my drink with all its stink right down the sink



There’s a cow in my soup, by Bryant Oden. Youtube video, guitar chords/tabs and lyrics.

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76 Responses to “There’s a Cow in my Soup””

  1. hayley Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    yeah first one to comment!! ps, Bryant, u r so funny and i love ur music!

  2. Erik Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 9:50 am

    My kids are gonna love this one, never gonna get them to sleep after:)

  3. jade Says:
    May 24th, 2012 at 1:47 pm


  4. Christinee Says:
    May 25th, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    I love this song it goes there’s a coww in my soupp

  5. Kate Says:
    May 26th, 2012 at 7:10 am

    I love cows! I wanna cow in my food!!!!

  6. MorganIsCool Says:
    May 27th, 2012 at 10:53 am


  7. totally not bob Says:
    May 28th, 2012 at 5:49 am

    I freakin love cowz and soop!

  8. Epic Face Says:
    May 29th, 2012 at 2:13 pm


  9. LOL Says:
    June 1st, 2012 at 12:29 am

    Hi I like your songs ! The song I like the most is Mustache Monkeys!! 😀 (Can you create a song about bullying ? )
    From ,
    LOL ,
    10 years old!

  10. Bryant Says:
    June 1st, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Thanks. I’ve been thinking about a bullying song, but nothing has come to me yet. One song that is a little bit like that is The Stinkbug and the Skunk, but I’d like to do one really about bullying when I think of something. ~Bryant

  11. Holly + Rachael Says:
    June 2nd, 2012 at 10:00 am

    very funny ……… Rachael loves it 100%

  12. poop Says:
    June 5th, 2012 at 8:52 am


  13. craper Says:
    June 5th, 2012 at 8:54 am


  14. vivian Says:
    June 5th, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    i need some cords for my gutiar

  15. katy Says:
    June 7th, 2012 at 9:45 am

    i love your songs so much canyou create a song about soccer

  16. Lucas Says:
    June 8th, 2012 at 4:12 am

    Um…Excuse Me…There’s a COW IN MY SOUP!

  17. Bryant Says:
    June 8th, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Im an imposter!!!! Im imposterating you bryant!

  18. cow man! Says:
    June 9th, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    songs are AWESOME!!!

  19. Ricky Says:
    June 10th, 2012 at 12:21 pm

    Neat songs can you make one about kindness.

  20. R R Says:
    June 11th, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Great song. I love it. can you post the chords too!
    Thanks for posting these songs!

  21. Kiera and nathan Says:
    June 12th, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    this song is awesomeness!!!!!!!!! i love this song its going to be stuck in our heads the rest of the day

  22. Rebecca Says:
    June 14th, 2012 at 9:01 am

    I love all your songs! Their so funny, and random! How do you come up with this stuff?

    PS. Can you make a song about bullying?

  23. Bryant Says:
    June 15th, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    Hey Rebecca. Sorry if I already answered this, but I’d like to do a song about bullying, I just haven’t thought of one yet. I hope one comes to me though. ~Bryant

  24. molly Says:
    June 17th, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    i love all ur songs my favorite song is the bff song its me and b=my bffs song we made a dance to it

  25. silly sally Says:
    June 18th, 2012 at 11:40 pm

    thats the first song i have heard about a cow in soup really origanl

  26. Anonymous Says:
    June 25th, 2012 at 9:47 pm


  27. Justin Says:
    June 30th, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Look, Bryant, I don’t know how to say this but your a genius! Your great at funny songs! Even my dad knows you! Your amazingly funny and a great guy!

  28. the guy from mars! Says:
    July 1st, 2012 at 9:58 am

    next time I go to a resturant I’m gonna sing this!

  29. Brittany Says:
    July 1st, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    My dad was eating soup while i was playing this.

  30. emilie Says:
    July 2nd, 2012 at 7:50 am

    cowz……….. :)

  31. kamal awale Says:
    July 8th, 2012 at 12:08 am

    very funny……… good

  32. Millie Says:
    July 22nd, 2012 at 2:25 pm


  33. Beybladeking2012 Says:
    July 23rd, 2012 at 10:35 am

    Ure epic Bryant just lets say phenomenal songs xD

  34. teehee :) Says:
    August 1st, 2012 at 1:07 pm


    Waiter: you asked for the cow soup did you not?

    Man: umm ………… yes???

    Waiter : ( gestures towards the cow)

    Man : oh …

  35. Dakota Says:
    August 6th, 2012 at 6:34 pm

    hey bryant whts u favorite song on song drops

  36. Billie Says:
    August 7th, 2012 at 6:03 am

    Hey I’m a girl number one, :). It’s super cute. :)

  37. Bryant Says:
    August 8th, 2012 at 8:12 am

    I don’t know, it changes. But I do like Best Friends Forever, Before I Could Rhyme, and Just as You Are…

  38. Dakota Says:
    August 8th, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    thanks bryant my favorite is terantulas i looked up ^__^.

  39. Says:
    August 20th, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    I love your site. I love the songs. But my school district won’t let me play any site that has any connection to you tube. How can I get your songs?

  40. caty Says:
    August 29th, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    like it

  41. tiara Says:
    August 29th, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    i love!!!!!!this song.

  42. you rock!!! Says:
    September 4th, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    every one of your songs keeps getting better

  43. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 17th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    Yum………… cow soup…….soup cow?…………..i dont know……..just……….yum…….. .

    Ohhhh…….cow in soup………..soup in cow?……….i dont know……….. .

  44. jackpooface Says:
    September 23rd, 2012 at 5:55 am

    lucky there is not cow PAT in his soup!

  45. Eleanoreyyyyy Says:
    September 30th, 2012 at 8:20 am

    Ummmmm yh ummm..>Dunno wot to say about this song…….LOL XD Luv all ure songs!

  46. me Says:
    October 11th, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    this song touches me…….

  47. anon e mouse Says:
    October 12th, 2012 at 7:04 pm

    My first graders taught me this song. Wish they hadn’t. It’s stuck in my head and won’t leave. Seriously, you’re a genius.

  48. nicholas Says:
    October 19th, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    how can there be a cow in your soup

  49. camilla fotopoulos Says:
    October 22nd, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    this is funny,awesome,and love it!lol

  50. slappy Says:
    October 22nd, 2012 at 4:39 pm


  51. cassie Says:
    October 22nd, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    A cow says:Mooooooooooo.And a cow in my rooooooooom!

  52. christos Says:
    October 22nd, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    how can a cow be in soup?it’s to FAT!

  53. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 7th, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    It’s called Hamberger.

  54. ADDY123 Says:
    November 8th, 2012 at 6:49 pm

    THIS SONG IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    November 12th, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    I sang this at a pizza place.

  56. ME MYSELF AND i Says:
    November 12th, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Theres a soup in my cow and its delicis

  57. Billie Says:
    December 9th, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    You should’ve made it say UDDERly instead of utterly because cows have udders :)

  58. hi Says:
    December 11th, 2012 at 9:58 am


  59. wolf girl Says:
    December 30th, 2012 at 10:59 pm

    When i saw this tital i had to listin to it LOL!!!

  60. English Teacher in Catalonia Says:
    March 18th, 2013 at 1:49 am

    Another great song for teaching children English. Once again, I had to simplify it but a great song regardless. Thank you.

  61. qwerty Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 3:56 am


  62. qwerty Says:
    March 19th, 2013 at 4:44 am

    Wow its very fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. mooshkaroo queen Says:
    June 8th, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    lol mooshkaroos are like cows just red… its just something i made up a mooshkaroo is a red and have antleers, and thats what they would do too lol

  64. Anonymous Says:
    June 27th, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Love alll the songs

  65. Molly Says:
    June 28th, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    I love this song it’s funny

  66. anonymous Says:
    July 20th, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    so now i think i just might throw my dink with all its stink right down the sink!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Layla Says:
    July 23rd, 2013 at 8:44 am

    All your songs are super funny! I like the color song. When I open the door hinge I see orange !

  68. Machia Says:
    July 27th, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    how big of a cow?

  69. Kamilya Says:
    March 20th, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    i love song drops

  70. 64 Says:
    January 24th, 2015 at 3:17 pm

    This Song Sounds Like The Homework Song

  71. pecer Says:
    January 30th, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    I like this song

  72. Simon Says:
    February 28th, 2015 at 11:56 am

    That… Was weird. How did the cow even fit in there?

  73. Angela Says:
    April 29th, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Out of the box! As all of your songs are! Funny, creative and a pleasure to listen to. Love this cow! Too funny! Thank you for sharing your talent!

  74. Angela Says:
    April 29th, 2015 at 1:31 pm

    Love your out of the box thinking! Creative, fun and entertaining songs. Thank you for sharing your talent!

  75. dijon mustard Says:
    August 6th, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    hahahahaha think about grenbeans…..yes, GRENbeans…also this is offensive to vegetarians! auhghhhhhhhhhhhhh i will have a waiter remove a “cow” (beef) from my soup ok ugh fucksociety

  76. dijon mustard Says:
    August 6th, 2015 at 2:27 pm

    i am ENRAGED!!!! I TYPES A COMMENT THAT WAS OVER A PAGE LONG AND its not here in the comments..,…….im depressed now


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