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You Turn my Pinkies Blue
Here’s the YouTube video for the funny song You Turn my Pinkies Blue.
Song credits:
Scott Martin – co-producer, engineering, mixing, and arranging, and all keyboards. ScottMartinMusic.com
Guitar/piano chords and lyrics to the funny song You Turn my Pinkies Blue
Lyrics to the funny love song “You Turn my Pinkies Blue”
(Use kapo as needed)
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When I look at you
G
I want to throw up
C D
Your loveliness gives me butterflies
G
When I hear your voice
G
I have to plug my ears
C D7 D
Your sweetness makes me cry
G
When I hold your hand
G
I have to immediately use a bathroom
C D7 D
I’m so afraid you’re too good to be true
G
you take my breath away
C
I’ve hardly breathed all day
C D G
You turn my pinkies blue
When we go on a date
I sneeze upon your plate
Bursting with joy that you’re near
And when we dance the waltz
One of my little faults
I stand there and tinkle in fear
G
And when it’s time for good bye
G
I close my eyes and try
C D7 D
To give you a sweet little kiss
G
But my aim is wrong
Em
And my lean too strong
Am D
And my face hits the floor as I miss
C D G
yes my face hits the floor as I miss
G
When I look at you
C D G
I want to throw up
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26 Responses to “You Turn my Pinkies Blue””
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Section: Funny Songs
November 19th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
oh thats sooooooo cute!
November 20th, 2010 at 10:02 pm
I nearly tinkle listening to this song! I want to throw up in laughter!! These are some pretty sweet songs!
December 4th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Just wondrin HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF :0
December 7th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
that is cute but kind of gross but i like it
December 7th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
that is soo mean but i love it
December 8th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
you should think of a song that starts with peanut butter toast and the title peanut butter toast becuz we all kno peanut butter toast is good
December 11th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
aww thats sooo meann!! LUV THIS SONG!!!!!!!!1
December 20th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
you are so nice 2 her!!!!
January 1st, 2011 at 9:31 am
Awwrrr… and lol. One minute its kind then its funnyy and its also sweet
:L
February 17th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
lol i think this song is so funny but its really really cute
April 9th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
that waztouching
April 21st, 2011 at 9:33 am
that’s very…ummmm…sweet. Yeah, I would LOVE to be told that my face makes a dude throw up in happiness…jk I love it!
May 3rd, 2011 at 1:12 pm
this song is sweet but gross at the same time
May 8th, 2011 at 6:21 pm
fun for every one
May 11th, 2011 at 3:42 pm
It’s like, someone is trying to be nice, but they just can’t. That’s just soooo sadddd. p.s. once this boy i like sneezed apon my plate. No joke!
May 16th, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Played this for the boy that played me ‘my heart has a spark for you’. He laughed so hard, then cried, then kissed me.
June 4th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Awwwwwwwwwwww This song is so sweet and a bit strange!!!!! Where do you get your inspration???
July 2nd, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Im gonna listen to the song.
July 25th, 2011 at 9:16 am
lovely lovely justl ovly
September 28th, 2011 at 9:29 pm
Oh boy. “You stand there and tinkle in fear”? Poor girl. She must be so disapointed that you can’t dance with her.
November 25th, 2011 at 7:56 pm
im gonna send dis song to my girlfreind.
December 3rd, 2011 at 7:42 am
I dont get to here this song i DO NOT KNOW WHY
March 9th, 2012 at 10:46 am
YES I KNOW I AM SO PRETTY I <3 U TOO BRYANT
March 15th, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Is it good or bad? But its cute
April 5th, 2012 at 11:30 am
This song is funny gross great love it
May 5th, 2012 at 9:49 am
o.k. that song is cute but not sure how thats suposed to be a nice song
;(