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You Turn my Pinkies Blue

Here’s the YouTube video for the funny song You Turn my Pinkies Blue.

Song Credits:
Written and sung by Bryant Oden.  

Please contact Bryant for all permission requests and other questions.

Much thanks to Scott Martin for co-producing, engineering, mixing, arranging, and keyboards. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic.com.  

Guitar/piano chords and lyrics to the funny song You Turn my Pinkies Blue

Lyrics to the funny love song “You Turn my Pinkies Blue”
(Use kapo as needed)

When I look at you
I want to throw up
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Your loveliness gives me butterflies
When I hear your voice
I have to plug my ears
C                                              D7  D
Your sweetness makes me cry
When I hold your hand
I have to immediately use a bathroom
C                                                        D7  D
I’m so afraid you’re too good to be true
you take my breath away
I’ve hardly breathed all day
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You turn my pinkies blue
When we go on a date
I sneeze upon your plate
Bursting with joy that you’re near
And when we dance the waltz
One of my little faults
I stand there and tinkle in fear
And when it’s time for good bye
I close my eyes and try
C                                    D7   D
To give you a sweet little kiss
But my aim is wrong
And my lean too strong
Am                             D
And my face hits the floor as I miss
C                         D                       G
yes my face hits the floor as I miss
When I look at you
C       D     G
I want to throw up

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50 Responses to “You Turn my Pinkies Blue””

  1. Karaboo101 Says:
    November 19th, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    oh thats sooooooo cute!

  2. Karaboo101 Says:
    November 20th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    I nearly tinkle listening to this song! I want to throw up in laughter!! These are some pretty sweet songs!

  3. nOt A cOwArD Says:
    December 4th, 2010 at 2:28 pm


  4. grace Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    that is cute but kind of gross but i like it

  5. lexy Says:
    December 7th, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    that is soo mean but i love it

  6. damion Says:
    December 8th, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    you should think of a song that starts with peanut butter toast and the title peanut butter toast becuz we all kno peanut butter toast is good

  7. milky bubbles Says:
    December 11th, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    aww thats sooo meann!! LUV THIS SONG!!!!!!!!1

  8. kailey Says:
    December 20th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    you are so nice 2 her!!!! 🙂

  9. Emiliee x Says:
    January 1st, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Awwrrr… and lol. One minute its kind then its funnyy and its also sweet 😀 :L

  10. Gabi Says:
    February 17th, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    lol i think this song is so funny but its really really cute 🙂

  11. brandito el bandito Says:
    April 9th, 2011 at 2:12 pm

    that waztouching

  12. Cindy Says:
    April 21st, 2011 at 9:33 am

    that’s very…ummmm…sweet. Yeah, I would LOVE to be told that my face makes a dude throw up in happiness…jk I love it! 😀

  13. haily Says:
    May 3rd, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    this song is sweet but gross at the same time

  14. 1111 Says:
    May 8th, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    fun for every one

  15. Jade Says:
    May 11th, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    It’s like, someone is trying to be nice, but they just can’t. That’s just soooo sadddd. p.s. once this boy i like sneezed apon my plate. No joke! 🙁

  16. Babzowin Says:
    May 16th, 2011 at 12:41 pm

    Played this for the boy that played me ‘my heart has a spark for you’. He laughed so hard, then cried, then kissed me. 🙂

  17. Kirsty Hall Says:
    June 4th, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    Awwwwwwwwwwww This song is so sweet and a bit strange!!!!! Where do you get your inspration???

  18. Juwariyah Says:
    July 2nd, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Im gonna listen to the song.

  19. Anonymous Says:
    July 25th, 2011 at 9:16 am

    lovely lovely justl ovly

  20. Jasafarina Says:
    September 28th, 2011 at 9:29 pm

    Oh boy. “You stand there and tinkle in fear”? Poor girl. She must be so disapointed that you can’t dance with her.

  21. lol Says:
    November 25th, 2011 at 7:56 pm

    im gonna send dis song to my girlfreind.

  22. gift32 Says:
    December 3rd, 2011 at 7:42 am

    I dont get to here this song i DO NOT KNOW WHY

  23. Eva munshkin Says:
    March 9th, 2012 at 10:46 am


  24. JJ the 11yr old Says:
    March 15th, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    Is it good or bad? But its cute 🙂

  25. Jazzy Says:
    April 5th, 2012 at 11:30 am

    This song is funny gross great love it

  26. L.A Says:
    May 5th, 2012 at 9:49 am

    o.k. that song is cute but not sure how thats suposed to be a nice song

  27. Nathan Says:
    June 12th, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Its so dramatic yet so mean at the same time.THIS SONG MAKES ME CRY ITS SO FUNNY

  28. Samantha Says:
    July 28th, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    I love this song it’s so funny lol

  29. The Pythagorean Theorem Says:
    August 3rd, 2012 at 11:02 am

    You turn my stomach inside out.:p

  30. Billie Says:
    August 11th, 2012 at 10:13 am

    I lohs jis song. (I love this song. It’s easier to understand if you say it aloud):*)

  31. Lili Says:
    August 18th, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I love this song it is so mean but so funny at the same.

  32. ME MYSELF AND I Says:
    September 13th, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Dont PLEASE dont!!!!

  33. Lei Says:
    December 30th, 2012 at 11:04 pm

    i love this song 🙂 its so funny 😛

  34. Aaron the Barred Owl Says:
    January 18th, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    omg, SO FUNNY!!!! XD I love this song!!!

  35. Aaron the Barred Owl Says:
    January 18th, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    Whoops, my face just hit the floor, I laughed so hard…. lol

  36. klandight bear Says:
    February 20th, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    LOL bahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Naty Says:
    March 22nd, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    Hey, Great job! i watch you on youtube! I look forward to being like you

  38. nicholas H Says:
    April 8th, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    lol lol lol lol i laughed soo hard i fell off my chair

  39. Anonymous Says:
    April 20th, 2013 at 7:06 pm

    so sweettttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. yo ;3 Says:
    May 24th, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    awww that so cute and funny

  41. mooshkaroo queen Says:
    June 8th, 2013 at 1:11 pm

    shouldnt have weard this while drinking spit it up on myself lol he tikled in fear

  42. mooshkaroo queen Says:
    June 8th, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    lol i had to show my family now they are never going to hear another one but lol my face hits the floor the sneezing the kiss thats awesome!! bryant did this happen to you?

  43. Bryant Says:
    June 18th, 2013 at 11:33 pm

    Nope. Just a funny song 🙂

  44. Molly Says:
    June 28th, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I love this song! I can play guitar but I wish I could play this song. I’ll just play the other songs.

  45. Norah grace cox Says:
    October 2nd, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    Wow!Bryant! How do you do this! One time I fell a smashed my face on the floor and lost 2 teeth! It really hurt. I wish I could come up with these songs.well, at least at my school I’m very popular for singing. But I still want to be a famous song writer like you! Your awesome BYE

  46. Gwen Says:
    November 22nd, 2013 at 5:08 pm


  47. Joe Says:
    February 21st, 2014 at 4:01 pm


  48. awsome girl Says:
    May 31st, 2014 at 7:37 pm


  49. darkstar Says:
    October 26th, 2014 at 7:44 am

    lol sooooooooo cute…………….I mean……….uh……….very nice song

  50. Laughing Says:
    June 1st, 2017 at 6:04 am

    This is hilarious I was laughing still like ten minutes after ??????


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