FOR MOM! A New Mother's Day Song

 

Your Toupee

Here’s the video for the song Your Toupee. (A toupee is a hair piece or wig for men).

 

Lyrics and Guitar Chords/tabs for Your Toupee

G
I’m sorry to bother you bother you
C
but it’s a windy day
D
and I can’t help wondering
G
Could this be your toupee?
G
I saw it fly off of your head
C
and hit me in the face
D
I think you use apple shampoo
C                D         G
at least that’s how it tastes

I don’t have a problem
with you wearing that fake hair
I understand you’re a little shy
from going bare up there

Most of us have things we’d kinda
like to change we do
But maybe being perfect means
completely being you
yes maybe being perfect means
completely being you 🙂

 

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27 Responses to “Your Toupee””

  1. mekaylah Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Yeah

  2. Purplily Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    Oh my goodness! This is soo funny! I love your creative song ideas, Bryant! I don’t understand how you make such funny songs and yet I see you made some very touching ones also! Thank you for making my day!
    P.S. Any tips for song writing? 🙂

  3. Bryant Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    Thanks. The only advice I could offer I think is stick with it. A lot of my ideas and song rough drafts don’t go anywhere, but because I put time into coming up with a lot of them, some of them turn out to work 🙂 ~Bryant

  4. MorganIsCool Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    I know right sometimes I am just singing anywhere and i come up with some good lyrics and I have no paper to write it down

  5. MorganIsCool Says:
    May 22nd, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    🙁

  6. koolkdkat16 Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    I love the Honey Bear song. I am 12, but I still love this! Thank you so much! This site rocks. I am very pleased. 🙂

  7. Bryant Says:
    May 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Thanks 🙂

  8. JESSIE Says:
    June 7th, 2012 at 11:20 am

    i want your signature so bad and by the way ur so cool

  9. HIPPO Says:
    June 12th, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    Iwear a really big toupee

  10. Denisha Says:
    June 19th, 2012 at 6:47 am

    😀

  11. mee Says:
    July 3rd, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    do u wear a toupee PS i want ur signature and to meet u and blah blah blah ramble on and on and which country r u in right now im in america

  12. Wstfyh Says:
    July 21st, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Good

  13. crazy cow Says:
    July 23rd, 2012 at 3:28 am

    what are the cords 🙁

  14. Nemo Says:
    August 3rd, 2012 at 10:51 am

    MMMMMMMMMMMMM…… Apple Soap
    😀

  15. Joan Says:
    August 23rd, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    Please post the chords to the toupee song!
    Thanks

  16. Wild Fire Says:
    August 27th, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    YEAH I REALLY NEED THOSE GUITAR CHORDS!

  17. Eleanoreyyyyy Says:
    September 30th, 2012 at 8:22 am

    Apple Shampoo…I have some!!! Lol

    I prefer ure fast sonmgs and I LOV this one!

  18. jaxMaros Says:
    April 27th, 2013 at 7:16 am

    why would you put shampoo on a wig?

  19. Christian Says:
    June 22nd, 2013 at 2:06 pm

    awwwww……say what? ):?

  20. sherman Says:
    November 22nd, 2013 at 1:30 am

    Is this song available for a ringtone on either iTunes, or the android market?

  21. Not tellin my name Says:
    April 23rd, 2014 at 1:47 pm

    I agree why would you put shampoo on a wig? Is there even such thing as apple flavored shampoo?

  22. GURLEEN Says:
    May 3rd, 2014 at 11:58 am

    That’s not how you say toupee. I know that because I am a indian.

  23. Awesomesocks Says:
    January 26th, 2015 at 5:42 pm

    OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!! I LOVE IT! I LOVE ALL OF YOUR SONGS!!! (Im sorry for the toupee guy losing his wig) if your wondering why its awesomesocks not awesomesauce, that is because 1 my dog has whight feet so his name is socks. 2 I like to make new phrases.

  24. Wait do I put my name here cause you can't make me ??? Says:
    September 4th, 2016 at 8:23 pm

    Ha ha my classmates and I were listening to this song in class so funny and we are in sixth grade how do u do it Bryant
    #gotanygrapes

  25. Bryant Says:
    September 5th, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    Thanks Joe. Tell your classmates I’m glad they like my song. 🙂

  26. Spongebob lover Says:
    February 19th, 2017 at 7:16 pm

    Donald trump wears a toupee I think he uses ??.

  27. i am lit Says:
    March 6th, 2017 at 5:41 pm

    lol 😛

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