Today’s Riddles: October 13, 2011:
Many Houses: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? A watermelon.
Funny Riddles
Many Houses: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it? A watermelon.
Most Common…: It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space.What is it? The Letter E.
Cannot Be Lifted: Nothing on the outside Nothing on the inside Light as a feather Yet ten men cannot lift it.What is it? A bubble.
18th Century: I was born in the 18th century, yet still live on today. Appearing on TV when I have something to say. Called everything from “honest” to a dirty rotten “crook”, I used to wear a wig, but have had several looks. I’ve always had a party, but never disturb the neighbors. I’ve been …
L.A. Lakers: Where are the lakes that are referred to in the “Los Angeles Lakers?” In Minnesota. The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved west.
Cemetary: Did you know that if you live within 5 miles of a cemetary you can’t be buried there? Why? If you’re living you can’t be buried!
Eye in a Blue Face: An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. “That eye is like to this eye” Said the first eye, “But in low place Not in high place.” The sun on the daisies.
Colorful Creativity: I come in many colors and I am very thin, I am found in every country, even in your home, I am very important, you can be very creative with me, I can even help you learn. What am I? Paper!
Living Food: You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn’t have bones, and it doesn’t have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day’s later it walks away. What is it? An Egg
Never Eat: I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal. What am I? A table.
A Great Beast: Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me. What am I? An Elephant.
Hay Rides: You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten …
Start Walking: What kind of running means walking? Running out of gas!
Man’s Name?: While walking down the street I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name. What is the man’s name? And drew = ANDREW.
Sorry Ladies: The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend’s husband has it and she uses it. What is it? A Last Name.
Rainy Church Day: There were five men going to church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. A body in a coffin with the bearers.
NBA Players: In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team? Five, not ten!
Fresh Cup of Tea: Gertrude Mills was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, “You brought me the same tea!” How did she know? She had already put sugar in it and when she …
Clock Chimes: A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds? 11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
Egg Yolks: Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white,” or “The yolk of the egg is white?” Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.